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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Azblue

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    Bunch of Slim Jim haters.
     
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    You can definitely add PBR that list. You'll thank me if you ever dare try one...
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I catch myself saying things like "gonna" far too much but I can't seem to stop.
     
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    It was almost all liverwurst. The lunch meat was fine.
    It actually made me want some liverwurst sandwiches, so I go a few rolls of a different brand.
    Yum, I might have to get some more this week.
     
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    You and I could have a hell of a time hanging out with good food. Liverwurst, soft shells, stone crabs...
    :fistbump:
     
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    I do that one all the time. Again, spoken I'm much more tolerant, and for written it's ok if it conveys character. For example, if an author is writing about a character and how they speak, it needs to feel organic. If it's just super proper all the time it can be a bit rigid and not flow the way actual speech and conversations do.
     
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    Liverwurst is vile. I've gagged it down before because I know how liver is super nutrient dense, but it's really gross to me.
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    As a native Californian, I have to fess up and confess to using "hella" a fair amount...:pout:

    I think the word that I often used that turned the most heads when I lived in Arizona was "Ginormous"...That one is me a thing though and not a California saying...
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Mother :censored:

    :rant:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Might as well add Mickey's to that list as well...

    I remember drinking a shit ton of those things in HS (and looking forward to it). Decided about 10 years ago to try one just to, you know, reminisce.... :puke:

    That shit was naaaaasty!!!!!
     
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  11. May 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Oof that one brought me back to my underage drinking days...
     
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    Hell, I remember those.
     
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    On a happier note, I'm just happy I woke up this Morning and have the ability to eat things like Slim Jims. :)
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    What does ORGANIC feel like??? :D



    Are talking like a cucumber w/o chemicals or what here??? :poking:


    I'm guessing you think organic feels better than a good ol' fashioned BJ??? :deadhorse:
     
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    Definitely had a few of those in HS. At the time it was worth the 99 cents. Now you couldn't pay me 99 dollars to drink one of those 40's.
     
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    Since this thread is now gammar based, 'morning' should not be capitalized :evil:
     
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    Ah yes, the good old underage drinking days. We used to drive down to Nogales, walk across the border and hit the bars and clubs in Mexico.
     
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    :fistbump:
     
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    Guilty

    Also guilty
     
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    I thought Nogales was in Mexico...

    The name sounds Mexican :notsure:
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Screw you Vlad!
     
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    The one in Mexico looks bigger...

    So, that one should be called El Jefe' :thumbsup:
     
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    WTF????
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Would you like some? I'll share. :D
     
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    I'm pretty sure someone from Nogales just hijacked Bree's Tundra account :evil:
     
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