Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

You try the chili cheese dog one? Banging.

 

https://www.slimjim.com/sticks/monster-sticks/sonic-chili-cheese-coney?bvstate=pg:2/ct:r

 

Today was a good day on the river, y'all. We had some awesome clients, caught a ton of fish, and then this happened...

So we're cruising down the river, just doing our thing, when I spy with my little eye a smokin' hot lady in a bikini. I may have glanced a little too long, and I definitely pointed her out to my clients—because, come on, who wouldn’t? I might have even slowed the boat just a tad so I could get a better look.

Well, her husband saw me doing my thing and, let’s just say, he wasn’t exactly thrilled. Next thing I know, he's hollering at me, asking how I’d feel if someone was eyeing my wife. I may have looked him dead in the eye and responded, “Man, I wouldn’t even blink. I already know I’d be the one clapping them cheeks at night.”

Yeah, that didn’t sit well. Next thing I know, he’s threatening to beat me up. Now, I’m not the baddest dude around, but I’ve held my own in a bar fight or two. I’m 6’2”, 240 pounds of pure river-loving muscle, and I’ve got a Glock tucked away—so I wasn’t too worried.

My clients, though? They lost their minds. They’re like, “Hey! You don’t threaten our Jed! F you!!!” and then they started barking like a pack of wild dogs.

Good times, good day on the river.

 

All that and no pics????


Plus, if you would've started snappin' photos, dude would've lost his mind...


Then you could've really put him on the spot and said, "Well...I guess we're gonna do this, but she's probably going home with the winner"

 

Don't diss cheap cat food....ha

 

It's an overpriced deli sandwich. Forget all the hype. If you want a good deli sandwich buy some boars head at your grocer and take it from there. I mean everyone has an air fryer don't they?

It doesn't happen often, but on this we are in 100% agreement.

 

....with beer....maybe

 

How dare you sir! I survived on slim Jim’s on deployment! The macho man himself is gonna rise from the grave if you keep dissing the Jim’s.

 

Justified point!

 

I love that guy. F'ing hilarious.

 

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Good stuff there....

 

I I was thinking you were alright up until you spewed this nonsense. Slim Jim's are the Kmart of the jerky market.

 

Did not know this. Maybe I've just been lucky.

 

uh, definitely lucky. Or just a rock gut...

 

I'll agree with that.

 

OH YEAHHHH! R.I.P. Macho Man

 

Lots of negativize vibes here tonight.

 

That's fair enough because at the end of the day we each have our own style and that's what's it's all about. But poking fun of your friends (yes even internet "friends") is what we do. I mean what would you say to a buddy drinking PBR?