Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Not @9,000'. Plus that was 30 minutes ago. It's now Mostly cloudy and windy.

 

I was taking your word over the app.

 

You're union. They can't fire you.

 

So does the "T" in @T-Rex266 stand for Thor?

 

Fair.

 

A pun enters a room and murders 10 people.



Pun in; ten dead.

 

20 pounds is a decent about of weight to loose! Good for you! I bet your joints thanked you?

Yes, i’m at a place where i can spend the time at the gym. One of my good friends is a hot shot transporter, so all he does is drive all day. Luckily for him (he just turned 40) that he somehow kept his body in check. He’s also recently divorced now spends most of his energy making up for lost…ahem “time” by playing the hookup game with other single divorced women…which isn’t my jam. He now makes the gym a more priority for himself so that he can have more luck with the ladies.

I can’t imagine for any of the guys here who have families can make the time to workout. My gym opens at 5am so there’s dudes in there right when the doors open. They get a quick 1~2 hour workout in, then race off to work. Major respect to those disciplined men!

Yeah, remember names was the bane of my existence since junior high. I gave up on trying to learn names and just avoided all people so that i wouldn’t get embarrassed. I’m now 49 years old, and i made it my mission just a couple years ago to learn names. I have to use word association. It’s working so amazingly well that i’m concerned that i have some sort of highly invasive brain tumor that’s giving me an insanely high IQ level…only for me to slip in coma and die weeks later.

 

-Godzilla has fought against corporate greed, pollution, and other human follies, making him a symbol of resistance and a relatable character.

• Despite his destructive nature, Godzilla's vaguely humanoid appearance and strained movements allow Japanese audiences to connect with him on a more personal level.
  
  Godzilla's presence in Japanese culture is so ingrained that he's considered a national treasure

There, now you don’t feel so bad about yourself anymore

 

My co-worker calls em hippocrocopigs

 

We used to have an HR receptionist that was a smokeshow, but also a walking trap...she sat at the front counter area to HR so you basically had to look down and would wear dresses so short as to guarantee a crotch shot and tops cut so low you could rappel into her cleavage. It was like she was daring people to not look at her face. Sorry, no pics and I'm pretty sure she doesn't work at the county anymore.

 

He calls the fatties that, or he calls Rhinos that? I'm not 100% following.

 

Pretty sure that's entrapment.

 

Yes. Anyone/thing in lycra/spandex that by the laws of nature and common decency shouldn't be.

 

Probably so. Pretty sure she even made other HR minions nervous.

 

Worked with a woman a few years ago that would wear her blouses low enough that you could see her bra, with DDs sticking out. She was encouraging everyone to look and she was totally cool with it. Ugly guys, women, dogs and cats. She wanted those girls famous, and they were. We were having a business discussion one time, and my glance went 6 picoseconds too long. I shook my head and said 'sorry, but it's all just out there'. She smiled and said 'yeah, that's the point. All good.' and continued the business conversation like nothing happened. Yes, she was hot (Christina Hendricks hot, if you like 'em like that; only brunette). No I don't have pics. She's since married and cleaned up her act.

 

Still possible.
I know being drunk on the job will get you canned after the 3rd time

 

See, you could get away with at least one photoshoot to share here.

You're just being selfish. Or respectful. Either way, @Azblue will not approve of this behavior.

 

No drunk coworker pics, sorry.

I did get a guy fired for showing up drunk on a job i was running, many years ago.

 

A lot to unpack here.. as usual when you take a couple days off lol....

Nice ban....

HR gals are usually trolls or smoke shows. I dont trust either but have been burned more by the smoke shows than anyone else.

They grow in the south, GA is famous for them... therefore the Southern pronunciation is correct....

Got my gun back, I will probably list it on here this week...

Got a call from the states tax revenue group... joy, more paperwork....

Also... my boy is shitting through something today... the smell.... the diapers..... gross.

 

Second time for us.
The first time is rehab and a year of on-demand workday testing.
Second time you're shitcanned.

 

Spiffed up my Jack Daniel whiskey barrel "planters" today. Should be no more 32 degree mornings here. Finally. Big Boy tomato in one. Habanaro, Cayenne, and New Mexico Big Jim's in the other. Used 65 million year old petrified wood, among other various rocks to landscape. I found all that petrified wood at Aurora Reservoir when low.

 

I set these rare specimens aside. Petrified palm. One is a palm stump. Kuul beans! 65 million years old. Dino and large tree die off. Prior to K-T layer. Tiny mammals and plants were the only land survivors.

 

More kuul beans...
65 million year old sycamore knot!

 

Dude, the pattern on that first one is awesome. Very cool!

 

Honestly, if it's anything like Wyoming's DOT, they move at molasses speed until you need something. Then they put up the out to lunch sign and get to it whenever they feel like it.