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That would be cool... he got in it right away when I set it up today.

 

Send that pic to Elon!

 

The Rockies have always been very arid with low humidity. The way I see it, if we're getting snowfall or rain that equates to a lower risk of fire danger. So generally, I see any precipitation as my friend.

 

Guru speak right here. .

 

Correct.

My grandfather always used to say "a pee-can is something you keep under the bed so you don't have to visit the outhouse in the middle of the night".

 

I see it as drinking water! Living in a desert is not easy without water but I do like lower humidity (living in Omaha was dreadful) and fewer bugs!

 

Because someone has to balance out the two 40 year old hotties at the 5:45am spin class that i go to…as well as the absolute stunning 61 year old grandmother who can be found working out over in the free weights. Of course there’s many others at the gym as well. I purposely sit in the front row at the spin class so that i’m not distracted by the two gals that sit in the back.

 

My parents bought this style way back in the early 80’s. It still works awesome.

Not necessarily this brand, but it wouldn’t hurt to buy USA.
https://www.dutton-lainson.com/proddetail.php?prod=56560

 

whoo boy.

that's a strong, wonderful statement.

My wife asked me why I walk & work out all the time....I told her, so I can take care of y'all.

Ex:
There was a very well applied leadership class module I remember:

you are on a the Titanic

the trick question - you have to save someone....and tell the others that you don't save, "you die".

the answer was....save yourself FIRST. YOU are the person you save. there is nobody more important than yourself.

then, take care of family.


man, that hit me hard.

I was trying to help everyone else....and getting my dick chopped off at every turn.

this was in the 90's.

I've been solid ever since that day --> realizing I have to take care of ME.





and turtles....take care of the turtles.

 

Have one. USA made. I stretched my first barbed wire 59 years ago. 1965. Was raised on a ranch in western Oregon south of Eugene. Was joking about the blood stain.

 

3 things: What this world and this thread needs more of:
MORE 40 y/o hotties.
MORE stunning ~60 y/o grandmothers.
PICS of said hotties and grandmothers.


And, conversely, fewer saggy Sallys in yoga pants.

 

If i did that, all it would do is whip us up in a frenzy...including myself. I'm a single gym who goes to the gym to get an absolute butt kicking workout, not for the eye candy. Now, i'm not opposed to eye candy, but i find it distracting to my workouts. If needed, I'll purposely move to the different side of the gym if i need to regain my focus. It's not easy sometime, but i like to stay disciplined. Another pro tip of mine to keep my mind from wandering at any point (from er...um..destractions) is to simply add more weights or reps to whatever exercise i'm doing at the time. You can't do squats and lust at the same time...at least if you're doing them correctly. Add enough weight so that if you don't stay focused that you'll injure yourself is my motto. Seems to work for me pretty well. I'm also fit enough that i can easily get away with complementing women at the gym on their workouts (if i see that they're doing an impressive workout that is, not what they're wearing).

I did finally talk to a gal yesterday at the gym who has been busting her butt there for about 3 years. I somehow managed my complement correctly to her on her weight loss without offending. Here eyes lit up and she got a huge smile on her face and then thanked me big time for the complement. She must have loss close to 60+lbs since her pregnancy. The only way i can keep recognizing her is that she has the same hair style and glasses. She has a great work ethic at the gym.

 

I know.
I'm just an old fart living vicariously through others.
I should probably just go to the gym myself. Not to ogle though. Never that. I'm fine with being an old fart, but not a creepy old fart.

I will stand by my previous statements though.
Less fat, more fit.
Now I need to apply it to myself. Fair is fair.

 

So, @Azblue @LarryDangerfield @T-Rex266 what do you think of this guy? https://www.tundras.com/members/yoda_lance.79491/ His post for BBS wheels had me looking to see the price, but apparently he's not great at following instructions/rules. No biggie if he can get it corrected, but then I looked so see activity. Is he only here to hawk his wares?

 

Are you asking for financial advice?

 

Ha, no. Much as I'd love BBS forged wheels they are just way too expensive.

 

If we're not getting pics, we (I mean Larry) needs to at least benefit from learning how to properly speak to a woman...

Since Larry is our official forum financial advisor (OFFA), I'm sure he would've approached her w/something like this... 'Yo mama, you got any bills that need to get paid'?

Obviously, this would NOT have been a successful approach and therefore, any scripted approaches that he may 'borrow' from you to use in the future would be greatly appreciated

Plus, if he's successful using your pick up line, then you become the official forum wing man (OFWM)

 

Yeah, I saw that too... waaaay too high

...and for f4k's sake, if you are going to use the forum to try and make $3k, at least take a few pics of what it is that you're selling once they are 'off' of the vehicle.... However, I'm guessing this dude probably is waiting to sell his OE wheels before he buys new ones, which is actually smart!

 

How it feels after a good night's sleep after turning 40.

 

Good thing you don't like BJs, or you'd be trying to self-fela^&*...