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Holy crap, that's a flashback to when I managed a fireworks store.

 

I find if I wait 5 seconds my wife will take care of shit like that.

 

I should have spelled it massage…

Fireworks store…a legit bricks and mortar storefront or a janky plywood shack with a local smoking right next to the “no smoking for 25’” sign?

 

I had a weird thing happen on Amazon one time. I ordered a drop spreader (weed killer / fertilizer spreader for the yard). Only ordered one, and it was in the $85 range. They shipped 3 - all in the same box. It came 3 to a box from Scotts, so I can see how someone might get confused. Sent their AI a note describing the trouble and asking to get an RMA to get the other two back to them. They told me to keep them and either give them away to charity or friends. I didn't think shipping would really be that much, but I didn't argue. One of my good friends and the neighbor across the alley now have free drop spreaders.

 

An actual year round store.

 

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I've always hear and said it Pee-Khan. Never heard Pee-Can or Puh-Khan.

 

Fireworks, truck driver and now a rotary phone expert. Your resume is very broad

 

I was not a truck driver. I drove truck. There is a difference.


I wish we were still on rotary phones, sadly it's all cellular and internet stuff now.

 

Yeah, but mine sounds cooler so go with it.

 

Man, I need to get some outdoor time scheduled in.

I'm just going to have to get my truck set up/get a tent and start disappearing for a couple days when I'm on days off. I've been running everywhere to make sure everyone is good and to keep relationships intact, and I've forgotten that I need to go do stuff for just me once in a while.

 

Nice AI pic

 

Fresh?

 

I was insulting you, not the bass.

You know how it is around here.

 

No fish will be harmed.

 

If it burns my skin, just imagine what it does to the bugs.

 

No.