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Are those like fox squirrels?

 

So the red squirrels are like the gray squirrels that are prevalent here. I've eaten hundreds of gray squirrels.

 

That sounds amazing, minus the nasty olives

 

You kids go through so many pages during a day that I have a really hard time to keep up. But as to the spelling issue, little history is helpful. A fellow by the name of Noah Webster is well known for the dictionary but you need the full story. After graduating from law school he could not get a job. Instead of being a lawyer he became a tutor/teacher of children. As part of teaching he taught correct spelling because in those times (late 18th century) there was no consistent/required form of spelling. Using that experience he published a book known commonly as the Blue-backed Speller and later became Webster's speller. It was his goal to change spelling from how words sounded to a uniform system. It was a success and that later led to his development of the dictionary. Thus, Webster is known as the father of English spelling.

 

One word, yum.

 

Would it be wrong to sentence him to death by 'trapped in a car fire'???? (after he's found guilty of course)

 

FIFY

 

Our system hard at work

 

Before and after AI

 

Keep it coming

 

Blue River in the night sky

 

Squirrels.

Back when the kids were little...we decided to feed the squirrels.

man, they came around. in droves.

aaaand not soon after, the little sum-bitches started eating the lead caps that cover our plumbing vents on the roof.

aaaand the roof leaked.


no more squirrels.

nasty ass day rats - is all they are.

cute, yes. but they are simple wild animals, that tear shit up.


much like trash-bandits and otters and Blue herons and muzzle brake users.

 

HA!!!! My day is complete!!!! Welcome to the morning, sir!!!!