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Probably the one without pepperoni, but I guess that could be fake-roni.

 

Yeah but that stuff is pretty good once you add water and rehydrate it.

 

Couldn't agree more. Truckers on 70 drive way too fast as it is. Not being able to read the signs of how steep a grade is or that's it's a curvy road does not help. The Silverthorne exit (205) is the west side of the bottom of a 8%grade from Eisenhower and there are multiple signs notifying truckers that if they lost their brake to stay on 70. In the last 2 years I think 3 truckers have gotten off and ruined that intersection causing crashes or overturning their trucks. That guy had a ton of testimony against him verify that he had been out of control all the way downhill from Eisenhower tunnel when he caused all that. Burn him at a stake would be my opinion.

https://www.summitdaily.com/trending-stories/news/

 

People follow laws because they know someone passionate took the time to write them.

Enforcement is not required.

 

You've been in WA too long. It's soaked into your brain.

 

Louisiana coonasses, in a book I'm reading the narrator makes reference to sausage and robin gumbo. Is that a thing?

 

The "drivers" that bring my equipment deliveries to the casinos around here only know how to follow the little arrow on the GPS. Most are eastern European or Russian. Many admit they don't know spoken English. They act surprised when I greet them in Ukrainian or Slovak.
Yes I'm looking at you XPO...

 

How frustrating is that for you? You work in the security field, have ties with LEOs, and such, and then you see this kind of overzealous karen level application of "safety" to harass people. I'd lose my shit.

 

That's bad ass..

 

Married to an OG Cajun. It is in fact a thing. She, however, wouldn't ever eat something like that.

 

https://youtu.be/iS3yjfefUD8

 

I grew up learning $2 bill meant a whole nuther thing

I.e you pitched for the other team

 

That was a $3 bill, not a $2.

 

So it's what it sounds like? It contains the red breasted harbinger of spring?

 

Yep. Apparently, depending on who you talk to, it tastes better than dove.

 

Yup. Saying was "That/They're/you're queer as a three dollar bill."

2 dollar bills have always been legal tender.

 

I do like dove.
I've eaten a lot of things, but never a songbird.

 

I don’t get out much….

 

Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

 

Both regular pizza sauce and mozzarella

Top one: pepperoni and yellow bell peppers (kids' choice)

Bottom: artichoke hearts, red onion, Kalamata olives, goat cheese and Parmesan (wife's choice)

 

That time of the month, eh?

 

Bottom one is vegetarian.

 

Where exactly are the pointy sticks supposed to be?