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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
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    GODZILLA

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    Louisiana coonasses, in a book I'm reading the narrator makes reference to sausage and robin gumbo. Is that a thing?
     
  3. May 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    The "drivers" that bring my equipment deliveries to the casinos around here only know how to follow the little arrow on the GPS. Most are eastern European or Russian. Many admit they don't know spoken English. They act surprised when I greet them in Ukrainian or Slovak.
    Yes I'm looking at you XPO...
     
  4. May 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    In light of last nights event, I will say…I had sneak these in last security, but the amount of compliments it received …wife made this

    IMG_7379.jpg
     
  5. May 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    How frustrating is that for you? You work in the security field, have ties with LEOs, and such, and then you see this kind of overzealous karen level application of "safety" to harass people. I'd lose my shit.
     
  6. May 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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    That's bad ass..:thumbsup:
     
  7. May 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Married to an OG Cajun. It is in fact a thing. She, however, wouldn't ever eat something like that.
     
  8. May 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    https://youtu.be/iS3yjfefUD8
     
  9. May 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I grew up learning $2 bill meant a whole nuther thing

    I.e you pitched for the other team
     
  10. May 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    That was a $3 bill, not a $2.
     
  11. May 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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    So it's what it sounds like? It contains the red breasted harbinger of spring?
     
  12. May 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Yep. Apparently, depending on who you talk to, it tastes better than dove.
     
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    Yup. Saying was "That/They're/you're queer as a three dollar bill."

    2 dollar bills have always been legal tender.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    yeah it was annoying, but I know they’re just doing their job. But then many others had brought in air-horns
     
  15. May 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
    JMB

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    I do like dove.
    I've eaten a lot of things, but never a songbird.
     
  16. May 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I don’t get out much….
     
  17. May 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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    Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

    Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I ate some red squirrel once
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Why?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Both regular pizza sauce and mozzarella

    Top one: pepperoni and yellow bell peppers (kids' choice)

    Bottom: artichoke hearts, red onion, Kalamata olives, goat cheese and Parmesan (wife's choice)
     
  21. May 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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    That time of the month, eh?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Bottom one is vegetarian.
     
  23. May 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Where exactly are the pointy sticks supposed to be?
     
  24. May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    To try it. Tasted like chicken. Sweet baby rays makes everything taste good though lol.
     
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  25. May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My thoughts exactly
     
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    Where the $2 bills are. They’re on a stick acting as a stem
     
  27. May 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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    Did the bank teller look at you funny when you asked for a big stack of $2 bills?


    I just had a thought. That would've been cool if it was @LarryDangerfield 's hot bank chick.
     
  28. May 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Idk the wife went in and asked lol
    And yes, I agree
     
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    Are those like fox squirrels?
     
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  30. May 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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    You just wait
    Screenshot_20250515_195904_Chrome.jpg
     
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