Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

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language is a series of sounds and pictures that two people agree mean something... therefore... if you understood it as mute, then mute works... even though moot is correct...

 

Yes, but I wanted to poke you with the stick because I had to reread it because they are not homonyms and my brain didn't read it as moot the first time.

 

thats ok... I forgot to put *poke emoji on my response since I have never used that one lol...

 

Art is a strong word for it, but he's certainly proficient at it!

 

I think I’ve actually figured out the fall of man from the garden of Eden. It probably went like this.

Adam: wow Eve here we are, one with nature, one with god, we’ll never age, we’ll never die. All our dreams come true the instant that we have them.


Eve: “Yeah, it’s just not enough is it”

 

Heat gun. Adhesive remover. Buff out after all said and done. As said above removing the door handle will make this whole process much easier.

 

Read ahead before responding. But why?

apparently so have I...

 

Accurate.

 

Today's afternoon nap..
Maverick had Milo in a headlock..

 

What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts.

 

Holy smokes your kids get out early down there. Last day of school for us is June 6. And it's snowing again.

 

Been busting my balls to clean my property this spring, but it seems my 20 yr. old trusty Craftsman riding mower is finally about to shit the bed. It's been a great mower considering all I've ever done to it was change the oil/filters/blades all these years. Been looking at the new Craftsman and John Deere but am thinking of staying with the Craftsman even though it looks like a Turd Gen and is stupidly expensive just to cut grass. Any thoughts from the crew here with riding mowers?

 

That was a wild storm! I am up north and we got rain, lots of it. I watched that storm front approach while I was on a job. My AC in my work vehicle was blasting when I parked, had the heater cranked when I left a couple hours later. I'm still cold haha.

 

It was in the high fifties til about 2. Then it just rolled in and sank the temps down to the high 20's. I actually love the spring storms in the Rockies. So I'll never complain about precipitation. Even if it means snow in June or August. Which isn't all that uncommon... I have seen it snow ant my house every month of the year minus July.