Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

My oldest is 35 if that helps.....

 

You're kicked out of the program...

 

Nuz nooz

 

It's gotta be thin crust in that context... Can't have her bloated up

 

I think that might be Larry on the creeper

 

Sounds like a great way to start the day!!

 

And here I am trying to translate that name into something phallic…

 

I know, right? @French Avocado

 

I have never wanted a Ferd more than that right there.

Swap out the 22's for 20's and a taller tire, drop it about 2/3, done.

 

Nothing gets a girl going like a cheap and dry Tombstone pizza.

Next time, spring for a local handmade pie. Extra sauce, hold the olives.

 

Sorry to confuse you. In my excitement of trying to communicate about how funny and out of bounds the show Bad Thoughts is, in initial post I forgot to add the link to what I was watching. After @T-Rex266 replied to my post I realized what I did. At that point instead of editing my first post I clarified with a second follow up post.

We turned the show on thinking with a mature rating, that with 16yo old daughter in the room it would be fine. Within the first 5 minutes a scene that I won't go into details for fear of spoiling it, she looked at us and said, well I guess I'm out and went to her room to do some homework. We ended up binging it and finished the series. It's dark comedy at its best.

 

P-diddy in the House!

 

He never should have been invited. Teaching this one pick up lines isn't going to work.

 

Solid. Well done.

 

Did you hear about the squirrel that kept sticking his pp in acorns?





He was fuckin nuts

 

Judge: Mr. Mouse, you can't divorce your wife because she's silly. That's not a valid reason.
Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was fucking Goofy.

 

How do you wake up lady Gaga?









You poker face

 

Have any of you successfully removed that sticker under your door handle? what a pita

 

What sticker?

 

Oooh, the PPF for the door handle pocket. Never had it.

Might be easier to get off if you remove the door handle first?

 

Man I had the same shit happen to me for $20.00 due to some hospital billing in their garbage "a la carte" billing for each department. I called the company and was pissed. I said "do you really think that any natural human being would risk going to collections for $20 damned dollars?!?!"

Thankfully I got the mail early enough that it actually didn't affect my credit score after all. It's still extremely frustrating to this day.

 

yeah, I may order my paint match ones and then try to remove this part.. it was a PITA for what I did get. Thankfully the door edges are coming off without too much of a fight.

 

Plastic razor blade and some general purpose adhesive remover.

 

Dealing with this now. I have been sent to collections 2 for bills that didnt flow through insurance properly and I have been on the phone with the offices since the beginning. Each time, sorry sir we will with drawl and refile....

 

You might hit up the detailing thread. They might have tips/tricks to get those out of there with less effort.

 

Went through two plastic blades already. About to move on to my 3D printed ones. I am also trying to remove this mulch fungus shit off my paint while I am out here in a driveway. The issue is... FFFFFUUUUUU...... its hot down here.

 

Definitely hit up the detail gurus. They can't help the heat, but can likely get you on the path of least effort/best results.