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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
    GODZILLA

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    But it's pretty accurate...
     
  2. May 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  5. May 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Maybe I'm a curmudgeon. All that kind of stuff just serves to annoy me. "Bourbon" means give it to me right now, and if I'm in the mood for ice, get your filthy paws off it you damned dirty ape.
     
  6. May 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    This
     
  7. May 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep. I'm sure the expected tip for this kind of performance is more than the drink price.

    People with their "I'm paying for the experience" mantra can piss off
     
  8. May 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
    OldGuy03

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    Only thing about that video I liked was the yamazaki 12yr. Some bars are known for their show/flare, but that's a gimmick in my opinion. The program I run, well we sell knowledge.
     
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  9. May 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
  10. May 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    First light this morning... Really nice out: 51 degrees w/a little fog

    First pic is looking southwest toward the jetty tips:

    JettyFirstLight.jpg

    Second pic is looking back to the southeast toward the bridge:

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  11. May 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I meant with that choice of beverages
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Hard ciders for life
     
  13. May 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Happy Mother’s Day, Tyler.
     
  14. May 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Thanks man :p
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    :ohsnap::101010:
     
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    Fuck yes; very cool

    Would pay extra for that. Not in a “Friday night let’s get a drink” way, but in a “I am in Japan and want an experience” way. Fuck, especially in Japan.
     
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    Hard cider sure. Candy coated flavors. No.
     
  19. May 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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    Is this a predictive text bar? I turned mine off a while back when they first introduced it.
     
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    Yep...Probably one asshat at the company that says "Well, what if this is someone's birthday? It wouldn't make sense to just default to 'day'". Just another example of 99% of the world having to put up with shit due to the 1% snowflakes.
     
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    Don't forget to wear your sunscreen. That thing would be hard to ride with the reflections from every angle attacking you.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Real, especially on a Harley.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I would be the guy next to the guy ordering. I'm a cheap ass with certain stuff. :laugh:
     
  28. May 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It was nature day at my daughter's today. They had a hen disappear a few weeks ago. They figured she got killed by something. They found these under the porch this morning.
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    There was also a snake in their birdhouse that had been there a couple of weeks. One of their friends came and took it far away from the new chicks.
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  29. May 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    GODZILLA

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    This happened this morning.

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    With the truck officially broken in; I decided to be a bit more liberal in my acceleration onto the interstate today.


    She scoots!
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  30. May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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    Well, I just never thought I'd see something this bad put into production. Yet here it is on sale today.

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