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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Advice from experience lol
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Whatever the cost of a delivery may be, it is ALWAYS going to be cheaper than a DUI. God forbid something truly terrible happens beyond just monetary impact...
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I need to stay off the forum on pain meds.
    I keep typing responses and deleting them...:eek2::cool::thumbsup:
     
  4. May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Just think of those deleted responses as casting out your demons...:devil:
     
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  5. May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I've always been a lightweight, and because of how infrequently I drink, I'm feeling this single glass of cider boys strawberry lol. Sure is good though.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I don’t get those either! Like how tf do u even wipe ur ass with those?
     
  7. May 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Jesus dude. Step it up a notch.
     
  8. May 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    No stepping it up for me, once a month is just fine :D
     
  9. May 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    That is weak, but have we ever heard your opinion on BJs?
     
  10. May 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol! I have no beef with them :rofl:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    For no good reason other than I wanted to I just stuffed a Tacoma. Was driving 65 in the HOV lane (speed limit is 60) and he came flying up my ass. He had a roof top tent installed and prob a bunch of gear in the bed. So I timed it and backed off the throttle right at the base of a hill. He had to tap the brakes and lost all his momentum. I goosed the Corolla and sped off. He didn’t catch up until the downhill… was fun.
     
  12. May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
    Azblue

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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    May is an awesome month. I had strawberry short cake for breakfast and soft shells for dinner.
    20250510_185043.jpg
     
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  14. May 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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    Well, the hush puppies look great.
     
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    Now I'm craving oysters, going to have to take the wife out for a fancy dinner tomorrow so I can hit the raw bar
    I don't think I've ever had softshell crab

    Edit; If you had fresh strawberrys and whipped cream It's a legit breakfast
     
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    You sure it's not takoyaki without the sauce
     
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    Azblue

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    I had to Google that. If it is, then hell no.
     
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    Takoyaki is soo good, though!
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I've had that too. It is good.
     
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  20. May 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
    JMB

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    I've had oysters up your way, they're good. I went once to the the Union Oyster House in Boston, great selection. I overate.

    Strawberries were picked yesterday, and whipped cream was involved. Along with a nice cup of coffee.

    Softshells seem to be a somewhat local thing, Maryland and Virginia. I did have some good ones in DC. They peak at the full moon in May and don't last long. You have to eat a lot and then wait a year for more.

    Edit: The governor of Virginia was once teasing the governor of Maryland. He said all Maryland crabs are made in Virginia. The local newspaper fact checked and it was true, all of the Chesapeake Bay crabs spawn in the southern part of the bay, in Virginia. They grow up and swim north to Maryland.
     
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    Deep fried ocean spider. Hard pass.
     
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    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    I do the same thing if I smoke. lol
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    My coffee hasn't kicked in yet... :pccoffee:

    I had to go back and re-read that one...

    The first time through I thought it said, 'going to have to take the wife out for a fancy dinner tomorrow, so I can hit it raw' :rofl:
     
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    Two birds with one me

    My last name is Stone
     
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    Had a hankering for some chicken wings and beer this lovely Sat. evening, got this great butcher shop down the street we buy a lot of stuff from. Problem is the owner is a grouchy old fart like myself and always gets mad and gives me dirty looks when I ask for just the flats and not the drumsticks. Is it wrong that I enjoy pissing him off as much as I do?

    IMG_2740.jpg
     
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    Stop by Blood's Farm in W Groton and ask for filet mignon

    Butterfly tender :mad:
     
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    Exactly why I refer to this group in general as "my internet fiends." Well said my man. :benchpress:
     
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    Door dash: Dumb way to spend some dough

    Nose piercings: No problem if it's low key. But if someone rolls up looking like that pic @1lowlife posted I'm not interested in any contact with you.

    Soft shells. F' yeah man. Those are delicious. Prefer a pan fry over a deep fry though.

    Flat ones are the only ones.
     
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    Calling us fiends is not helpful. :facepalm:
     
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    Haha...I can't even go back and correct it now. That's too damn funny.
     
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