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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    bflooks

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    Good morning, everyone. I couldn't read all 50 pages to get completely caught up, but... cheese belongs on everything. End of discussion. The personal preference in the bedroom discussion back around page 8030 reminded me of the Old School "So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader?" question from Frank "The Tank". And I'll pass on a revisited El Camino.

    What's the most unique mother's day gift you've ever gifted to your spouse, extra points if it was for someone who wanted nada, zero, zip, zilch.
     
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  2. May 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I recently stumbled across a visual representation of the send a message function on the contact us part of a company's website.

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  3. May 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    being that I am in the group that gets our website emails…. That’s dead on

    nothing but BOT garbage comes thru

    uh… and the LinkedIn people…. There is a special place in hell for them
     
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  4. May 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Lol I was posting that from the side of the potential customer. I would say only 25% of the time I actually get a response when I ask a company a question.
     
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    This. Exactly this.
    Which is why you will rarely see me posting on this forum on my weekends which run Friday through Sunday.
    My phone is always with me, but it's used mostly as a camera and music library.
     
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Definitely some neat technique to my ignorant eye. I thought the sawtooth part before hammering the two pieces together was pretty smart and interesting.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Which makes it different from a Maverick or Ridgeline how?
     
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    Ours is today - Wednesday. Thursday I’m gonna finally wash the damn Tesla
     
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    T-Rex266

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    That’s what I do when my phone goes to DND when I go to sleep
     
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    T-Rex266

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    This is what she has coming this year. Support local businesses

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  13. May 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    I have wanted to try this for a while but I can only do so much. This hobby has really exploded with tangents in many directions. I tried engraving, but the engraver broke, I did some fractal burning but it didn’t really work well for knife handles. I’m enjoying the leather work but I lose money on it cause it’s hard to raise the price of a knife just because it has a sheath,lol! I have taken on a student/apprentice, he should be able to walk away with his own Damascus knife after 5 6hr sessions.
     
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    That's awesome! Are you still loving it like you did when you started?
     
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Yeah, pretty much. I’ll turn 70 this year and old injuries plus arthritis are taking their toll. The farm takes a bit too.
     
  16. May 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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    Scamazon is fucking garbage.

    Placed two orders to two different addresses. One is my home address and one is my employers warehouse because I didn't want that item sitting out in the weather and wanted it to be signed for.

    It was shipped via scamazon's own delivery service and they whiffed it on both.

    The one to my address was dropped off who the fuck knows where with the pic for proof of delivery being some random house that I've never seen before.

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    The real piss off is the one to my employers warehouse. The delivery instructions clearly state that deliveries are only taken between 0700 and 1530. They say they delivered it at 1735 which is bullshit because nobody is there at that hour. Then look who they say signed for it.

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    I hope Bezos trips down the up side of an escalator and hits his dick on every step on the way down.
     
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    What did the Crackhouse end up getting?
     
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    A console tray and a cover for the gear shift area in the truck. Cheap stuff, but it's still a PITA. The one that was "signed for by man" at my work is my younger brother's birthday gift.
     
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    That's pretty cool! Thanks for the share. Didn't even know that was a thing but def got the wheels turning a bit on ideas.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Wouldn't apply to you since you don't have leaf springs :der:

    :popcorn:
     
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    FIFY




    Am I 3rd Genning right?
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Man, now that my coffee just kicked in I see that you're pokin'...

    Next time I'm out slummin' in Fargo you need to take me out and show me what coil springs on '22s can do off road :mudding:
     
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    Who starts drinking coffee at 8 O'clock at night? Only Vampires do that.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    cue: 'creeky coffin lid opening' emoji... :pccoffee:
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My wife can drink coffee and go straight to bed...

     
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    Man I hate to say it, but you wife is hot :bowdown:

    Especially that little eyebrow pop at the end.... :bananadead:
     
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    My last triple is usually a couple hours before bed, or I end up w/headaches... I know, I know the whole addiction thing and all :(
     
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    I completely respect your different lifestyle, but is there one reason you can share with us as to why you prefer to sleep during the day, and to stay up at night?
     

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