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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  2. May 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Someone ripped the fifth page out of my calendar.

    Im dismayed
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Really??? :frusty:
     
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    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    May the fourth be with you all.
     
  6. May 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That doesn't look like a place where you hire hitmen or buy illegal things...
     
  7. May 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Hope you got better sleep today @NWPirate because mine was trash.
     
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    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    When does a regular joke officially become a Dad Joke?

    When it becomes apparent.
     
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  9. May 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Mother's Day is next weekend...

    How did the Panda open her Mother’s Day card?
    With her bear hands.
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :facepalm:
     
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  11. May 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Bummer man.

    Not good, not bad.
    Got a little shut eye last night at work, so that helped me today
     
  12. May 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    One more:

    Why did the baby strawberry cry?
    Because his mom was in a jam!

    I gave my Mom flowers and a card 2 weeks ago when I saw her.
    We took the daughter, SIL, and grandbaby to dinner tonight for the daughter's first Mother's Day.

    With my upcoming surgery on Wednesday, I won't be going anywhere next weekend..
    That's at least a couple weeks of heavy painkillers with me posting on the forum...:eek2::cool:

     
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  13. May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
    TILLY

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    Just ran across this old pic of a 389 I built for my GTO when I was a yute. Thing was a beast, god I really miss that car. :(

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  14. May 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
    GODZILLA

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    This is part of why I'm not really a picture guy. I wind up looking at old pics and getting hit with regret or missing someone/something I loved that I've lost.
     
  15. May 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
    TILLY

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    I hear you brother.
     
  16. May 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Same, old pictures hurt
     
  17. May 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
    GODZILLA

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    And here I thought I was the only one, because everyone I know always wants to take pictures and I'm like "eff that, I'm out." Thanks guys.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
  20. May 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Huh. I just learned something from the Unsubscribe Podcast today.

    German police officers are wearing chainmail.


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    Apparently the risk of knife attacks is so high that they've started to use chainmail as a countermeasure.
     
  21. May 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Spent the day with yard work (usual) and power washed our back fence. Took a few hours..never knew that much dirt can stain wood! We are about 85% done painting it and will add sealant after to lock it in from weathering
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Got called in to work about noon because they're short staffed and had to stay until 7 because the workers on the job I was inspecting were on a 12.
     
  23. May 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    And you get no OT on this because you are salary, right?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I get a bonus when this turnaround is over.

    My previous company gave us time off in lieu.
     
  25. May 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Hmmmm.... Still not sure I'd be on board. It'd have to be a fat salary and a fat bonus, because them Canadian taxes is rough.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Shouldn't have answered your phone, or even had it on... :boink:
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It's like he hasn't been paying attention to our thread topics.
     
  28. May 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I could see @LarryDangerfield driving one of these little Mexican Ram El camino "trucks". :laugh:
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  29. May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    WTH is that? :confused:

    Don't get me wrong, I love the old El Caminos or Rancheros, and even the Subie Baja, but that thing is proportioned.... wrong.
     
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  30. May 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep :puke:
     

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