Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

yes

but that is a slow 150kw charger running at half speed

today’s charge on similar 150kw charger was running at 600miles per of hour of charge
because I was not sharing a load

this was at lake Livingston

and got breakfast at the huddle house while charging

buccees can do 900 miles per hour

 

What I've learned here: AKA new thread title possibility: edit/shorten as required

Implied incestuous relationships (pics required)-
Sisters need washing/warshing-
Pretty nature pictures-
Oldmanonariver has junk in every thread-
Drink 'em if you got 'em, but not enough to get obliterated-
Y'all have appalling grammer and speling (but good photography skills and excellent taste in food for the most part)-
Travel America truck stops and WalMart = remarkable people-
Work supplied cell phone responsibilities suck-
EV's still take too long to charge if you're road tripping-


Some of that's pretty good.
I retract my previous wisdom statement.

 

The vampire is pretty on point with wisdom IMHO. Have you heard about his let's get some pizza and fu*k date night proposal?

 

Yep, I have. Tough to argue that one.

 

And a wonderful offset to charging happened on our way to the lakehouse

At red light. A white corvette grand sport wanted to play

he chose …..poorly

I guess folks think Tesla’s are really not that fast



they are

 

That is simultaneously cool and kinda sad.

 

You forgot:
Flip flops
Hats at the dinner table
Hats indoors
Drip vs pour over coffee
Muzzle brakes
The list of what bands are better than Metallica
Ketchup/catsup
How much @Azblue hates people
Recoil
Sleep habits

 

People who drives corvettes... well I won't go there.

 

I've run 5W-30 in this climate in the past on other vehicles with no issues but I'd probably still try to find 0W-30 if I could for a reasonable price for all those cold starts when I can't plug in.

 

Don't forget...

turtles,

HOAs,

grip strength,

blasting your garage gym radio,

and leg day

 

iT's OnE oF 473!

 

I want to add three things:

1. Paprika is dried ground up bell peppers.

2. Kirkland cream cheese is disgusting.

3. Suppressed .22lr is the most fun you can have with guns outside of full auto.

 

Corvette drivers vs. BMW drivers in my experience:
Corvette drivers: mostly old guy posers.
BMW drivers: mostly assholes, regardless of age.
Pick your poison.

I can be an asshole, but choose not to be most of the time.
I am an old guy. But I'd drive the shit out of a Corvette, and only pose once in a while.

 

Gotta say. I love this cru.

But I'm off to get set up for the big derby party today. Mint Julip anyone?

 

Your new screen name #seabiscuit

 

Alright, it's bright AF out here this morning....

I paid for clouds, rain and gloom...

Time for me to go to bed and hibernate...

 

FIFY

 

This makes me smile like a jackass eating bedslats

 

the paprika thing had a profound impact on my well being

I thought I knew shit

I don’t

 

I'm turning 44 in less than two weeks and that revelation still blows my mind...No idea why but it just does...

 

Capsicum annuum - Wikipedia

So, still totally true, but there's a 'rest of the story'..

 

Yeah buddy!

So true.

 

Fuck yes. Keep rocking that clock!

Great job buddy!

 

Very cool, keep it up!

 

I have no idea what that means or why it's a thing, but it makes me want to move to TX all the more so I can use phrases like that and sound slightly less dorky than I would if I used them "up here."
But only slightly, because a Yank trying to sound "Southern" is probably still pretty dorky.

I already use "y'all" too much.