2019 tundra 38 gallon tank.

LOL.

Methinks you (and I) have wasted our time.

 

I almost just had a nose bleed.

 

Well, then by your definition, you almost bled to death.

 

OK, I'll give it one more try.

Being on the side of the road and almost hit by a truck.

Being on the side of the road, being hit by a truck and rushed to the ER where you receive surgery that saves your life.

Do these both carry the same meaning of almost dying?

 

You missed the spaceship, man. We're cruising comfortably behind the comet, belly full of punch, and our black & white Nikes just glistening.

 

So you won't answer the question. Speaks volumes.

 

You've been having an imaginary argument. That nobody else is having.

Several of us have made extensive efforts (me, at your expense and to my personal amusement) to clue you in on this reality. You are either choosing to ignore this reality, or aren't capable of comprehending it - unless English is your second language and in that case I'm an asshole and apologize (almost).

 

Why won't you answer the question? That's rhetorical by the way. You and I already know why you won't.

 

Quick question...In reference to your first example. Is it possible that the subject could suffer a mild heart attack during or directly following the near miss and said heart attack go undetected? How does that differ from your second example, or does it?

 

Answer my question first and I will answer yours.

 

Speaks volumes!

 

LOL So you won't answer either?

 

Because it’s irrelevant.

 

You just answered. You believe there is no difference. So your definition and my definition of almost dying are different. Fair enough.

 

I love all of the memes while simultaneously refusing to debate. How's this one?

 

wast.

 

All of us are just a mailbox and a cliff away from oblivion.

 

Read post 97

but ok let’s debate:

almost blue is nearly the same color as almost green.

and go:

 

Just tell him that you call children crotch goblins.

 

I’m honestly open to anything at this point to help him/her/whatever understand why I won’t defend/debate a statement I never made nor argument I never had.

As long as he keeps Simple Jacking the same response to this oddly conjured up straw man argument he wants to have while inferring that it’s a hypothetical victory of said straw man argument, I’ll keep getting more ridiculous.

Though it’s become pretty obvious that this strategy is ineffective. But it’s all I’ve got.

 

Yes, plz.