Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

peanut butter and pickle sandwich is pretty damn good for some reason.

 

Peanut butter, mayo and cheese on basic white bread. I grew up on that in the trailer park.

 

If there's beans in the bowl, it's beans. Chili does not have beans.

 

I pair chili with a smattering of tamales

on the side

 

its ok to be wrong

 

I'm with the no beans crowd on this one. Not because I believe it to be chili one way or the other, but for preservation of my family. I love beans, but they do not love me.

 

I had a feeling this was what you'd say.

 

Also, that chili is one of 3 acceptable condiments on a hot dog. The other two are mustard and onions. Chile cheese is not acceptable.
If you go to any hot dog joint here and ask one all the way, that's what you'll get. Most places will give you somethimg else if you ask, but one local guy won't serve anything else. He'll kick you out if you ask for ketchup.

The Norfolk hot dog is a hot dog popular in Norfolk, Virginia. It is served with Lynnhaven mustard, onions and meat sauce.[49][50]

 

To me, hot dogs are best in one of 3 ways:

1. Plain. Just the dog on a quality bun.
2. Chili dog. Just chili added.
3. Ketchup, mustard, and honey in equal parts added. Sounds awful, looks worse, and tastes amazing.

 

Bourbon is defined by rules established in Kentucky. Bananas Foster is defined by the recipe from Brennan's in New Orleans. Chili is defined by rules established in Terlingua, Texas. I don't make the rules.

 

Pretty sure chili is defined by rules somewhere in Mexico, and they say both are chili.

 

Can I be in charge of the rules for:

flip flops
Muzzle brakes
Hats worn indoors

???


please

 

Rules are like promises.

Made to be broken.

 

So, sauerkraut doesn't go on a hotdog?


It's not a hotdog, but a brat in a bun with one or both sauerkraut and stone ground mustard is a great food.

 

I only ate hot dogs at ball games

Until they priced me out of the market

 

No sauerkraut here. But it is acceptable on brats.

 

Wife decided to get new windows for the back of the house

8 dudes slamming hammers and breaking glass

it’s comical right now

 

Exactly^^^^ Yep, it's not a beans cookoff contest. Ha

 

Texas chili is defined by rules made in Terlingua, TX.

You can make the rules as long as you accept that I won't follow them.

 

Wait, no peanut butter? I just can't even...

 

Burnt and buzzed.

 

I always tell people leaving to go on vacation: "I hope you come back with a hangover and sunburn".

 

Dude, white folks just coming out of winter wonderland need sunscreen. It's like, mandatory practice.

 

I've seen ketchup banned in more than a few restaurants. Ketchup should have a total ban.

 

Fa show

Meh.

 

And to think she’s the SME at our church for their new business systems

 

I took the liberty of dumping it in the cookbook. I can drag it back out if that was a no-no.

 

Those are the local rules. I know come heres that like it, just can't get it at a traditional hot dog joint. My wife likes American cheese on dogs and can't do chili, she's a come here.