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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    9 vote(s)
    28.1%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  1. Apr 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
    GODZILLA

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    So, first time driving the new truck at night. I have learned some things.

    My driver side exterior mirror automatically dims! I've never had that in a vehicle before, and it's really pleasant.

    I went to adjust the level of my headlights to make sure I wasn't blinding anyone, a feature I missed from my 2019 Tundra, and there's no dial in the cab! :eek:

    @VelcrowKnight has one in his truck, so I started digging. Turns out the upgraded lights package has auto-leveling headlights!:smokertransformer:

    On the topic of the upgraded headlights; holy chit are they bright! I'm naming the driver side Hiroshima and the passenger side Nagasaki! :nuclear:
     
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  2. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Hahaha!

    Much as I think his wife is awesome, she's not gonna take that downgrade. :rofl:
     
  3. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Speaking of that, do I not get credit for behaving and restraining myself from asking?
     
  4. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sheeeeeet.... that thing will run another 2 decades!!!
     
  5. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's what happens when you exceed payload :boink:
     
  6. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Na, I'm close...ish
     
  7. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Got any pics? You know, for research.
     
  8. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Chuck Norris doesn't shave...

    He just looks at the hairs in the mirror, and they die off in fear!!!! :D
     
  9. Apr 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :devil:

    I was wondering if it was a permanent swap or 'single use only' trade... :fistbump:
     
  10. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I don't, actually. I don't take many pics of people.
     
  11. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :pout:
     
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  12. Apr 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Bookie
     
  13. Apr 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    So you got less than $20k for the Ford?
     
  14. Apr 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
    OldGuy03

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    He likely had a loan on it that had to be paid off and the $20k was the equity he had in it remaining after paying the loan off. Obviously, just guessing here.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    The headlight adjustment is second only to the rear sliding window in cool-yet-functional category.
     
  16. Apr 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    IIRC but I think this happened in the opening scene of Forced Vengeance.
     
  17. Apr 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    the first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like what the fuck am i doing
     
  18. Apr 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think he was probably more like "Grom like Doog music. Make more sing."
     
  19. Apr 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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    Sometimes after wearing hearing aids for a while, your brain readjusts because it hears what it has been missing and the tinnitus can lessen, subside, or diminish.
    Also, some hearing aids have 'programs' that help mask or comfort the ringing in your head, but I can't see wearing hearing aids to bed.

    I have 7500 Hz tone in my head 24/7/365.
    I don't notice it unless it is quiet or when I think about it.
    I also sleep with a fan on.
    I can't hear this video when it plays because I hear it anyway..:cool:

    https://youtu.be/iM7F3QUYbw4?si=VywLILr2QEbGx8sO

    You can download sound-generating apps for your smartphone that might help.
    I sometimes use 'A Soft Murmur'.
    A Soft Murmur

    Also iPhones have background sounds that might help.
    Settings/Audio & Visual/Background Sounds

    https://youtube.com/shorts/0Bf4SYzcTUc?si=_ibWilF_M4lZXHXT

    Good luck..
     
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  20. Apr 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  21. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    The Internet wants to know: Can 100 unarmed men defeat one fully grown gorilla.


    I say no, because most men don't really have enough dexterity to fight with only their legs.
     
  22. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
    Azblue

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    I just played that video, my wife asked WTF is that ringing from the kitchen as I kept turning it up cause I can't hear it.
     
  23. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Do the men have beards?
     
  24. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    are they wearing flip flops?

    the men, not the gorillas.


    because as we all know....Gorillas go barefoot.
     
  25. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    hah!

    I kept turning it up too!
     
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  26. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    They must wear flip flops, because they couldn't tie shoes.
     
  27. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    Touche'
     
  28. Apr 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    What if I am wearing Birkenstocks. As a man or a gorilla.

    Possibly without a beard.
     
  29. Apr 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Are you also wearing socks (Birkensocks?)? Soul Patch? Man bun? Fedora?
     
  30. Apr 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yes.
     

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