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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Nope. Not even a little. A small gaggle of them can destroy a large park in no time. Plus close swimming b/c of elevated fecal levels. They don’t even migrate around here anymore. Just breed and chit everywhere.
     
  2. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
    Outbound

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    Those are just the our recon elements. Wait until we send the armored moose brigade..
     
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    OldGuy03

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    Playing games with the wife is a terrible idea. Filming it is even worse.
     
  4. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    This is a good plan.

    I like this plan.
     
  5. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Yep.

    I see you’ve read our Financial Advisor’s “money isn’t real if you don’t believe in it” brochure. Well done.
     
  6. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    It would have been great entertainment for us. Why you ruining the fun?

    Besides, look who she's married to. She already knows how to put up with shit, and must have the patience of a saint.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    It’s 2WD. Ur on the losing end there
     
  8. Apr 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Not here. Cloudy’ish. More rain expected this week, but we’ll be in UT for a few days. 70* temp
     
  9. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Back to trucks…nah I would not want a 2WD, even if I lived in AZ or another state with little to zero snow. I’ve learned it’s better to have and not need, than to need and not have.
    You could find a cheaper 4WD option in a state that has primarily 4WD, but your value on the 2WD will be significantly lower. Maybe sell to a local dealer there and then purchase (or have them) from a dealer that primarily carries 4WD
     
  10. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    All good points.
     
  11. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Oh no, I meant he just gives it to me, not trading it for mine lol. If he were to give it to me for free I would turn it into a street truck. I would lower it and get some big sway bars on it and some wide sticky tires plus a loud ass exhaust and then I would be more of a menace then I was with my tundra lol.
     
  12. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
    GODZILLA

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  13. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Than*
     
  14. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I was using voice text so that means I'm innocent
     
  15. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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    Because I am the fun sucker. I just suck the fun out of everything.
     
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    iPhone or Samsung?
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Mondays...
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  18. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Samsung
     
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    Tracks.
     
  20. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I dislike iPhones so much that if I won a sweepstakes that guaranteed every time the newest latest greatest iPhone comes out I would get a free one, I would sell it every time
     
  21. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
    Azblue

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    Yes.
     
  22. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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    That's a great story.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Yup.
     
  24. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
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  26. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    You have changed! You are tense, you got to relax those muscles. We are here for you, just let us know what's going on. You never even tell me I'm pretty anymore.
     
  27. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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    I only told you that to get into your pants. I never really thought you were.
     
  28. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    That’s what I was thinking.
     
  29. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Does kinda of make sense now that I see them side by side.
     
  30. Apr 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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