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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
  2. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
    T-Rex266

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    :drool:
     
  3. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Bro - pls confirm u were born with a penis
     
  4. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :eek2: wow
     
  5. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That's the weirdest way anyone has ever asked for a dick pic :rofl: I had my sister driving literally since she was 9 years old, practicing sliding and cornering and everything else, she can hang with the best out there which is a rare exception I know :p
     
  6. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    2.5 hours left of course day, then 3 more hours class room…then back tmrw for course day, again.
    Only one has dumped a bike so far; I kinda saw that one coming. Pretty sure she’s from Seattle. (Seattle folks will get it)

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  7. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Pffft. Last time I was at EVOC, the instructor said “damn man, do u drive for a living?” :fistbump::smokertransformer:
     
  8. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I would love to give it a shot :D
     
  9. Apr 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  10. Apr 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Oh, so Sean gets a dick pic but you won't post a pic of your sister?

    Rude.
     
  11. Apr 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  12. Apr 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Both of my sisters are afraid to get on the highway..:eek2:
    The one who lives in DFW doesn't like coming to my house for holidays because she is forced to get on a highway/expressway.
    Fine with me, I don't want her 2 felon daughters and their bratty ill ill-mannered kids in my home anyway..:thumbsup:

    BTW, unless we are coming home from me having surgery and I can't drive, there is no way I'll let my wife drive..:cool:
     
  13. Apr 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I like it..
    Redheads are hot......

     
  14. Apr 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Don't know who that actress (I assume) is, but yeah, crazy cute.

    And Tyler's sister's flamed hoodie... :headbang::cool:
    Matches the hair color. Cool. :thumbsup:
     
  15. Apr 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  16. Apr 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Black@Blue19

    Black@Blue19 Old Salt

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    Houston!!!! :)
     
  18. Apr 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It’s a mod thing.
     
  19. Apr 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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  20. Apr 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    This is a bag of Cheetos. I don’t get it

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  21. Apr 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I have tinnitus. Not sure if anyone here has experienced it, but if you just have to know, download phyphox and use the tone generator to produce a tone at 6k Hz - 8k Hz. That's what I hear 100% of the time I'm awake. It's pretty loud, but the weird thing is that it doesn't interfere with my hearing everything else. Is what it is, been that way since I was a teen, so life goes on.

    There's a strange dude that lives across the street, who apparently has some OCD about the leaves in his yard. So much so that he uses a blower to get every.single.leaf out of his grass. An electric blower. Fun thing about tinnitus - whining electric motors turn the 'volume' way up. The noise from his blower comes straight through the front wall of my house, and there's nothing I can do about it. He does this maybe 5 or 6 times a year starting in spring. He's been out there since 2p, and he'll be out there until after 8p.

    I don't even rage about it, it just depletes my faith in humanity.

    Sorry - - rant over.
     
  22. Apr 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I had it, but I also have hearing loss. Once I got hearing aids, the tinnitus went away.
     
  23. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    I was out of town for a couple of days and cannot catch up except just learned @GODZILLA is back in a Tundra. Congrats. Which stealership?
     
  24. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Did you see the fix!? Something like “check for broken parts, fill with 0W-40, install a 0W-40 oil cap and GTG”.

    nucking futs
     
  25. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Vista Toyota in Casper.

    Quick and easy, and my sales guy was excellent. Not pushy, listened to what I wanted and my deal breakers, and didn't bring me anything that wasn't acceptable.
     
  26. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
    T-Rex266

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  27. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    I hear you. Huh? No wait, I probably don't. I feel you.
    Another tinnitus and hearing loss person here. It's there all the time, it never shuts off.
    I attribute it to a lifetime of machine shop work, loud concerts and just generally being a dumbass.
    It's only in the last 10 years I've been protecting what I have left.
    Thankfully, I've figured out how to tune out the tinnitus so I can sleep at night.

    You've had your hearing tested and there's no loss? Usually one goes with the other.

    @JMB 's post gives me some hope as I know I'll need hearing aids sooner or later.
     
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  28. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :rofl:

    I did use Toyota financial to get the 2.99 APR. If I had got the original SR5 premium in silver that my guy found, then it would have been 1.99.

    That truck fell through when the shop they were going to trade for it fessed up that they had bloated it with ridiculous add-ons.

    That's when he ran down the limited that I'm in, and they discounted it down to about 900 more than the SR5 would have been.
     
  29. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
    BlackNBlu

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    The Stevie Ray Vaughan edition!;)
     
  30. Apr 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Your fan club has already traded in their ferds. Think every Tundra I saw today was a white stormtrooper like yours.
     

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