Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Same... Same...

I just left Pinellas county because I was priced out and I was in literal paradise.

Now, I live in old Florida and I love it. Getting used to tanic rivers versus beaches but I visit my home town often and still get my dose of overpriced tourist bogged areas

 

Sorry I didn’t finish the entire story and the forum is supposed to be family friendly. Just take my word for it that I wasn’t too nice. I may have went a bit angry NCO versus stupid ass private.

 

If you have NSFW content, you can hide it behind a 'Spoiler' button. Like this:

Spoiler: screen shot

 

The Big Short is a great telling of the 2008 subprime mortgage bust.
The Big Short (2015) - IMDb

 

yes.

Margin Call does a good job from the inside perspective.

The same folks that got ripped off in 2008, are probably the same folks to take a beating this go round.

US.





really,
I'm just trying to get turtles to get on my Turtle platform.

 

Todays breakfast, separated for easier visibility. The "runny orange" is melted cheddar for the wife on the right.

Also, egg + egg whites + cheddar cheese + goat cheese (mine only) + our everything seasoning.

 

Botox puts living humans into the uncanny valley.

I want to see a non-botoxed and botoxed person with the Fibonacci spiral overlaid on their faces

 

Fuckin love Bill Burr

https://youtube.com/shorts/VoF-IhM1VTE?si=p_7WPcdjdrX4Dt3m

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/F50hyelzVAw?si=Wz1bqjYnDv9Xu8d3

 

Is that an HOA approved Turtle platform??

PS>>> Make sure you're not trying to or accidentally snaring any desert tortoises w/that thing!!!! Freaks WILL come out of the woodworks to see you hang over that shit!!!

 

I've resolved myself to think the HOA can kiss my entire white ass.

I even painted it to match the dock!

I am starting to think the turtles know of my biases & are protesting me.

next think ya know...they are going to attack the Tesla.

 

Shit man... you're like... livin' in the Hamptons rich

 

the effects of being a stingy curmudgeon.

 

Definitely explains why you hate folks w/muzzle brakes and believe you shouldn't have to deal with them...

#entitled

 

Needs chives… that’s my go-to seasoning lately for anything egg related

 

Yesterday had some but we ran out. Today was down and dirty. Tomorrow we transfer sites so I wasn't about to make more dishes and containers.

 

They might think it's stinky. Make it smell like moss and rotted wood and they might think it's nice.

 

I'm not doing another damn thing for them until I see some reciprocity.

 

Uhhh....

 

He used to be funny.
These days, he is just another woke idiot.
Most blame this on his wife..
He was a lot funnier before he married her.
IMHO...

One of his greatest achievements was trashing Philly during an O&A Virus tour in 2006.
They tried to boo him off the stage but he refused to leave...

NSFW.

https://youtu.be/bWuXfIZiSqY?si=1FKMtzu9sJqoaox-

 

Shane Gillis is a twat. There I said it.

 

Yes.

 

I happen to know that @GODZILLA posted his last comment while taking a poop

 

Countrywide was the most scandalous of the sub prime chum bucket.

 

Were you there?

 

Yes.
Also probably a urinal during the busy season