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@GODZILLA NEATO

 

Well done. Also, the tagging is not case sensitive. Not sure if the caps were intentional or caps lock because my my user name.

 

They were on porpoise

 

Bueno.

 

There he is, welcome again!

 

Well…. You’re not wrong

 

Welcome @VelcrowKnight!
Any friend of @GODZILLA is more than likely a bizarre human being. Which means you belong here with this entertaining group of malcontents!

 

And a 3rd gen owner at that!

 

Yeah.... he's literally been hit in the head with a brick so....

 

Thanks I’ve known Zilla since I was 13. If I die he’s responsible for my wife and son.

 

Technically the helmet

 

Football players have helmets as well. Doesn't stop the hits from knocking screws loose.

 

Happy Easter all!
Speaking of malcontents....
Crappiest Easter weekend for me in recent memory.

Picked up a cold at work on Thursday and it fully kicked in just in time for the long weekend.
Nothing done all weekend.
Stayed home from church and family gathering today as not to share my barking cough with others.
Bleah.
Probably feel fine tomorrow morning to go back to work though.
Illness timing= excellent.

 

@BlackNBlu think of the silver linings…

 

Which is why you are not allowed to die before me.

 

Whoa, you're on at odd hours.

How're the pups doing today?

 

Getting out of some family gatherings can be a good thing but, my in-law's are generally decent people.
And they have good taste in beer / alcohol. That always makes gatherings more tolerable.

 

Good.... about ready to pass out, but just wanted to make sure I was super tired first


I hid a bunch of treats throughout the house for them to find last night (pup Easter hunt)!!!!

 

Nice! I love that idea. Sleep well, Sir.

 

Thank you, and you all have a great day... Catch you fools later tonight!!!!

 

He doesn't drink either.

 

I see what you’re doing there…The past 20 years there might have been a few presidents that chose specific VPs to guard against assassination attempts.

Good game.

 

You spelled delicious wrong.

 

As stated in my very next post, apparently Funyuns cannot spell.

 

I think you'll fit in here just fine.

 

Doesn't matter. You had one job.

 

Good on you for staying home, though.