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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
    T-Rex266

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    He must be a man of God
     
  2. Apr 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
    T-Rex266

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  3. Apr 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I fucking hope so. :rofl:

    More importantly @VelcrowKnight do you wear a hat to dinner?
     
  4. Apr 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    He probably speaks Mexican, as well
     
  5. Apr 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I’m in that purgatory stage of pre workout

    halfway thru the monster Peachy keen flavor

    not kicked in yet, but starting to



    Somebody roll out a topic grenade
     
  6. Apr 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Not really a grenade but.
    PB&J on a biscuit.


    Just grabbed a leftover biscuit from breakfast.

    Heated up, butter, jam.. looked at the clock and decided to make it a lunch sandwich.
     
  7. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    How's this:

    I returned the Kirkland abomination of cream cheese and picked up a 3 lbs tub of heavenly Philadelphia cream cheese instead...
     
  8. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Biscuits should only have jelly or jam

    maybe butter.
     
  9. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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  10. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Good

    did you pick up that giant bag of bagels?
     
  11. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Oof. So much Yes.

    Going to be over there tomorrow AM. Might be local reports of a blue Chevy telling all silver Tundras they’re #1.;)
     
  12. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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  13. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Nope, I make sandwiches using Dave's killer bread burger buns. Although bagels would taste better, I need the fiber.
     
  14. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Try it.

    What has me perplexed is how do you workout with your arms always folded??


    :rofl::boink::rofl:
     
  15. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'll wave too. :thumbsup:
     
  16. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    It ain’t easy being me

    and it’s heavy bench day!



    I tell you….i’ve reached the age where I truly don’t GAF anymore

    I just want to hear why folks do/think differently than me

    y’all do a good job

    there are many paths to success…and we all take different ones



    and if you put butter on a biscuit, it should go on first. As the foundation to a fair amount of jelly/jam

    salted butter only
     
  17. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    You’re welcome
    https://www.amazon.com/Casina-Rossa...d=1745004357&sprefix=fennel+sa,aps,324&sr=8-3
     
  18. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm with ya on not GAF.

    Butter first for sure, I don't think we have any Neanderthals in here that would argue otherwise.
     
  19. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  20. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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  21. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Blue Thunder

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    Everything. It’s an amazing finishing salt.

    Pasta, bread-n-butter, pizza, eggs. Put it in the wife’s drink last weekend even.
     
  23. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Say no more, I just hit buy now.
    :D
     
  24. Apr 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Cop *knocking on door* open up it's the police!

    Me: it's ok, I haven't done any crimes

    Cop: The fashion police

    Me *kicking my crocs off* shit
     
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    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    When I can't sleep I'll fire up Youtube and watch a random video from the Outdoor Boys. The honey butter and fresh bread that dude makes on coals always looks amazing!

     
  26. Apr 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Nope. Smithfield ham. Maybe wth an egg and cheese.
     
  27. Apr 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    i will allow

    however ham would only be a big ham steak. Sizzled on a skillet


    Eggs scrambled. No cheese

    hash browns. Crispy
     
  28. Apr 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    What was our resident chef calling that technique?

    the Mozambique drill?
     
  29. Apr 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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    Eggs over easy
    Sausage patty
    Spinach
    biscuit sandwich
    Don't use utensils
     
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