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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Best Steakhouse/Strip club in the PNW is in Portland. Acropolis Steakhouse (locally known as "A Crop")

    The owner is a rancher so he brings in fresh beef daily.

    Funny thing, we saw a couple in their 80's belly up to the stage bar enjoying a steak dinner. :laugh:

    I remember the steak more than the T&A :drool:
     
  2. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    It does at a strip club as long as you're tipping well.
     
  3. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Pix of said weather girl. I told my wife, this sucks. Imma make her date/bf whatever he is, be known of something in the past.

    IMG_5743.jpg
     
  4. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Would
     
  5. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It used to be Sketchers and OluKai for me, but my feet have changed. Barefoot isn't much of an option anymore. I still wear the OluKai, but mostly around the yard and on the beach, definitely only when there's not much walking involved. Orthofeet have been good and recently my wife turned me on to the On brand. They're quite comfortable and well padded and supported.

    As far as dress shoes, the Orthofeet are good enough, doesn't matter the occasion.
     
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  6. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Same

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  7. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
    Azblue

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    This sucks. Waiting for warranty work on my garage beer fridge I bought at Costco. They give you a time range, in this case 8:00am-5:00pm. No word yet other than an email this morning simply stating my appointment is today.
     
  8. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


     
  9. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Remember when the phrase “has a face for radio” didn’t mean anything lower than a 9.5?
     
  10. Apr 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Just the tip?
     
  11. Apr 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I was thinking the opposite.
     
  12. Apr 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I had to look that up. That thing is weird.
     
  13. Apr 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
    Azblue

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    And the tech just texted me, his van broke down. :frusty:
     
  14. Apr 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
    Mr Badwrench

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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    frustration.jpg
     
  15. Apr 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/texas-track-meet-stabbing-arrest-report-details/story?id=120490192

    tldr version
    Light reading about a track met where one kid stabs another in the heart with a knife over being pushed. The kid who stabbed the other, gets arrested and he claims self defense. Kid who was stabbed dies in his brothers arms at the scene before ambulance arrives. Go fund me campaign starts to raise money for his defense and the parents use the money to buy a new house.

    @nobodyintexas is right. Humanity is dead.
     
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  16. Apr 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You're probably right. I don't know shit about strip clubs in Denver anymore because the last time I was in one was in the early 2000s. Having said that, everyone should disregard my prior comments about shotgun willies. according to Google reviews it seems to be a fine establishment for getting a good Boner.
     
  17. Apr 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ve been to a few, with clients :anonymous:
     
  18. Apr 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Probably stopped to visit some slutty milf who loves a guy in uniform. I mean, can you blame him?
     
  19. Apr 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    And we think some trans freak promoting bud light is the end of society.
     
  20. Apr 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    well said...
     
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I'm a simple man. I like bewbies.
    Although I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to a strip club. Same with Hooters.
    Never got the appeal of the whole look but don't touch thing.

    Also, haircuts; no pay since my late 30's, so 20 years or so.
    Wife puts the #1 guard on the clippers and she's done in 5 minutes.
     
  22. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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  23. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Could be worse......
    [​IMG]
     
  24. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Don’t they have some sort of sweet no questions asked return policy?!
     
  25. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
    Azblue

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    Yeah, but I bought it almost 2 years ago. I just was busy with some shit last year and didn't get to it, so now it's down to repair only.
     
  26. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    My buddies dad had a similar situation with like a 20yo fridge hahah, they sent him a gift card for lost food, sent out a tech that couldn’t fix it and then sent him a 100$ gift card.
     
  27. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
    Azblue

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    Well, after his van broke down the tech rescheduled for Saturday (when I'm supposed to pick up the trailer and pack), so if he doesn't do anything, I'll call Costco and see.
     
  28. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Just drink your water warm. You'll be ok. :p
     
  29. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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    I know I've made fun of that person for laughs but you nailed it here.
     
  30. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Been busy/living a pretty normal life, but am happy/glad I missed the whole cream cheese debate/ tutorial. :smack:
     

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