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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    The same one??
     
  2. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Yall are keeping it light talking about chips that you can also use to start camp fires... i am searching for an option to trade bed covers LMAO.... I am just ready to head to the mountains... and sleep... I miss sleep.
     
  3. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    I've replaced it once.

    It's a Texas company!
     
  4. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I can't wear shoes with a heel anymore as well.


    I sported Vans till I was out of college.


    I rode BMX a lot.....well....mostly ramps & bowls.
     
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  5. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I usd to wear DCs in high school, but now I am always looking for good support shoes. I like brooks for when i move faster than walking.. Addidas Cloud foams for casual wear I spend most my time in Ariats or Olukais though
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Never even heard of that. That is some serious late night QVC drunk-shopping shit right there.
     
  7. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  8. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    I've been balding since I was 22 so I have just shaved my head since then. 23 years of not paying for haircuts.
    I actually don't think I've had a "normal" haircut since I was about 12 because after that it was always mohawks or whatever else I was doing at the moment.
     
  9. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Agreed. Only chips I really like are white corn tortilla chips.

    with thisIMG_0026.jpg
     
  10. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I've always wondered if I would ever know someone that used a flowbee. Impressive that it has worked for almost 35 years.
     
  11. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    The mornings have been phenomenal around here lately.

    morning.jpg
     
  12. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Eh, two different things there bud
     
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  13. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Same category for me. Purpose/point is to ogle. If I want to ogle I can do it on the internet and not feel as creepy.
     
  14. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Strippers expect it...its different.
     
  15. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Different to them, not to me. Though I may be a pervert, I'm a prude too.
     
  16. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Get out of Wyoming...go to Shotgun Willies in Denver. Report back.
     
  17. Apr 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Hard pass. Denver can phuck right off to phuckville, and then keep on phucking off.
     
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    I used to thoroughly enjoy hooters quesadillas and their wings were alright... Now that I do not eat out much, I have no time for their menu or similar establishments.

    Denver is not the city is used to be, but when I go out there in a month or two I will steal that recommendation and check it out.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Both expect it. Hooters has never been shy about what the waitress are to wear or where customers will stare.
     
  20. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Not the only reason if the champagne room is really good.



    I however, am a pervert and far from a prude.
     
  21. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Not a chance! I love Doritos and would eat them everyday if they weren't bad for you
     
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    @GODZILLA DO NOT go to shotgun Willie's. That place is a trash dumpster. Diamond Cabaret at least serves a steak dinner. So it's like a hooters, but 10 times better food and you get to actually the tits and ass.
     
  23. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    There's more than ogling that goes on in strip clubs..

     
  24. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    T-Rex266

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    LOL
    Diamond is worse!
     
  25. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Fair enough. Denver and Seattle are both from the same pod.
     
  26. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Yeah, I know that happens at some. Few issues though. First is my morals make me object, regardless of my baser instincts. Second, that stuff doesn't happen for the short ugly guys like me, so no appeal for me.
     
  27. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I just haven't gotten a haircut since 1978. Saves a ton of money
     
  28. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Prior to 2014 it was great....was. Now? I avoid it like the fucking plague.
     
  29. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Well....IIRC-
    The girls that look the best, and get the best tips get the best (busiest) schedule.
     
  30. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    My news girl may not have big titties, but I would still crush on her if she was there. Same for my weather girl :drool:
     

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