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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Brazilian is a completely different topic…:D
     
  3. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Because if it had the yolks it would be the equivalent of 5-6 eggs per day and I don't need the extra fat, cholesterol or calories from all that. The whites have the protein.
     
  4. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Egg cholesterol is actually healthy... I'm no health expert, but the internet says it's healthy to eat 2-3 whole eggs each day; which would be the same quantity of food you're eating, and you'd be using half the # of eggs per meal :thumbsup:

    So, it's cheaper and more sustainable.... which also makes the internet happy :hattip:
     
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  5. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    This.
     
  6. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Unless you already have a slight cholesterol issue.

    EDIT:
    Also, if you look at it from purely a measurement standpoint I'm eating the equivalent of 5-6 whole eggs per day.
     
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  7. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Look at all you rich bastages talking about your opulent consumption of eggs…:stirthepot:
     
  8. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Even then, the vast majority of the population isn't impacted by dietary cholesterol intake. That's an old myth, just like salt being awful for you.
     
  9. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    preach.
     
  10. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    <scratching in notepad>

    make some Tuna salad tonight.....extra eggs.
     
  11. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
    Azblue

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    Why ruin perfectly good egg salad with nasty fish?
     
  12. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Typical good morning meme from my wife. She's the best :laugh:

    Screenshot_20250416_100109_Messages.jpg
     
  13. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    gonna segue off this health topic and toss flat shoes into the mix.

    I started wearing them a couple years ago.

    well...I've worn them in the gym since 1998...Chuck Taylors high tops.

    now I wear Xero shoes.

    the wide toe box is a game changer.

    I can't wear normal shoes anymore...my foot is wonderfully wider now.

    like an Aborigine, i guess.
     
  14. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    yes.
     
  15. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
    IMXPLRN

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    While I'm not going to disagree with anything you have said. I'm also not saying "this is what everyone should be doing"
    This is literally what my dietician has told me to eat to help with various health related things that I'm trying to prevent. There's other aspects to my diet and macros etc. and they all play together to achieve my health goals.
    I don't ever want to deal with having the kidney stone issues I had this time last year. I posted about it a few months ago but I had 5 massive stones that all had to be surgically removed.
     
  16. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Tuna salad. Egg salad. Two entirely different things that should never be “fusioned”
     
  17. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    densely packed protein.

    on toast.

    with cheese dip

    and doritos.




    I would be surprised if some of you heathens used cream cheese......
     
  18. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sent to my wife. This is her speed too.

    I am editing the large collection of family pictures on our laptop and that woman has saved some dark chit…
     
  19. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  20. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    This bed cover is pissing me off... I got it swapped and let my truck dry out.. it was mostly sweat, but thats not the point...

    anyway, new cover on... sprayed with hose... water.... water fucking everywhere but the slats. so we fixed one problem and made news ones... for the side rail, I will silicone them down, i dont care. for the back drum, i will silicone the tubes that are leaking but dont know what to do about the water flying through the back...

    This will have to wait until after my trip, but damn these things fit so much better on the Rams.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Doritos are just about the most disgusting thing ever. All flavors.
     
  22. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Tyler, are you posting on other people's accounts now? o_O
     
  23. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I have to agree. They have fiddled with the recipe for Doritos to the point they just aren’t that good anymore.
     
  24. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :yes:
    :fistbump:
     
  25. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    also... great LED light choice!

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Another good one I've posted here before.

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  27. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    You are insulting my youth, Sir.

    [​IMG]
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    my drug of choice

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  29. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    a while back y'all were talking about getting hair cuts....

    I had to stop and laugh to myself


    since 1991, I've used a Flowbee.


    I believe it's impossible to count the money and time I've saved not having to pay someone to cut my hair.
     
  30. Apr 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Other than sport specific footware, I've pretty much worn skate shoes and flip flops my entire life. I own dress shoes but haven't worn them since my wedding.
     

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