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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Still awake, but finally a little sleepy.

    Hope you all have a good day!
     
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  2. Apr 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Magnesium supplements also help. I take some an hour before I want to sleep.
     
  3. Apr 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    this.

    Magnesium Glycinate to chill.

    don't get the raw powder... it smells like boiled sewer.
     
  4. Apr 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    this.

    plain flavor
    toasted
    salted butter.
    strawberry jam.


    onion bagel.
    salted butter only.


    blueberry bagel
    cream cheese.
    slight dusting of salt.
     
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  5. Apr 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Hooter's is going to ditch bikini nights so they can be more family friendly.
    Hooters chain will ditch bikini nights for the over-60 crowd plus families | Fox News
    Are they going to change the name? Did they change to an all-DEI executive leadership team? WTAF is going through their minds?

    And for the record, I'll be in the over-60 crowd in less than 2 years, and I promise not to be offended if any business establishment fails to protect me from seeing some. Or many. All of them. All.The.Boobs. I want to see them.
     
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  6. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    There was a Hooters near me a few decades ago. Food was horrible and it was just creepy being in the same room as so many dudes that think an exciting Friday is using the left hand.
     
  7. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I haven't been in one in probably 25 years. Joking about boobs aside, I'm not really part of their clientele. But they're abandoning their clientele. Businesses don't do well when they do that.
     
  8. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    lather in...Twin peaks(and other competition) does a far better job.

    Hooters never stepped it up.
     
  9. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    and....
    yutes ain't drinkin' beer as much.
    discretionary funds are gone.
    most of that age group is now sitting in the basement playing Xbox.
     
  10. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Another way to look at it is their clientele changed and they didn’t…

    Yes. Also online is just better for staring at bewbies. Or so I am told.

    At least until you learn how to “bring one home”… which is something else that a lot of kids don’t even start to think about now until their 20’s…
     
  11. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Hell yeah Brother. Congratulations!
     
  12. Apr 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Sturgil Simpson killed it. Played a straight 3 plus hour set with no breaks.

    IMG_0019.jpg
     
  13. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    That's probably the most accurate. Between getting a Driver License and maybe 25 I would be all in - beer money or no. Now, between not having money, having easy access porn, not caring as much about sex (have we discussed the chemically dumbing down of the world here yet?), and just being culturally different than the 80's and 90's, the 18 - 25 clientele is probably a lot different. But there will always be the creepy crowd you mentioned before, and IMO there won't be a huge demand for a family friendly restaurant named after boobs that serves bad food.
     
  14. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Vegas has/had some topless hair stylists :D

    Come on now... how many times have you had a hot stylist rest her boobs on your shoulders or stuff them in your face while trying to reach over the top of your end and not thought... :monocle:
     
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  15. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Soooooo... you're a right hander :boink:
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Their food is garbage. Straight garbage.
     
  17. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Glad you enjoyed it. Now I have to Google him to find out who the hell he is.
     
  18. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Happily married to an amazing woman… I am hands free
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Never…
     
  20. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep. All the yeps
     
  21. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Never been to hooters. Never saw the point. Same reason I've never been to a strip club.
     
  22. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    They hide the points now behind very padded bras and shirts.
     
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Breakfast pics... cream cheese edition

    brek1.jpg

    brek2.jpg
     
  24. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Further proving my point. :p
     
  25. Apr 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Eggs need more yolks, but I'd give it a try.
     
  26. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    It's one egg, so one yolk, the rest is egg whites.
     
  27. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Yeah, that's my issue. I don't like egg whites. You've got multiple egg's worth of whites there, but only one yolk. If I am eating an egg, I want the whole egg. Why pass up on all the nutrition of the yolk?
     
  28. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Agreed.

    why pass up the yolks?
     
  29. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    You sure it isn't Brazilian?
    Cuz, you know...Mexicans speak Mexican. :rofl:

    (sorry I'm playing catch up.)
     
  30. Apr 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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