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  1. Apr 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I think I am ahead of the curve on that one lol. We have gotten a few new hires recently that are 18 years old and I'm just sitting there thinking how they're still a kid even though legally they're an adult
     
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    Dude wants me to wash and wax this :bananadead:

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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Time to put that Milwaukee harem of yours to good use...
     
    AZBaldy, Apr 12, 2025
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  4. Apr 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Price that big ol bitch right
     
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  5. Apr 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Cha-Ching. Nice work.
     
    OldGuy03, Apr 12, 2025
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  6. Apr 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    I’ll prob charge $15 a foot at 25’
     
    T-Rex266, Apr 12, 2025
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  7. Apr 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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    Way to make me feel old. My son will be 29 this year.
     
    Azblue, Apr 12, 2025
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  8. Apr 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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    Told him $375 non hand buffed. We’ll see
     
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    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Too low
     
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  10. Apr 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Coconut is nasty
     
    LarryDangerfield, Apr 12, 2025
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  11. Apr 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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    Nah. It’s just a basic wash and spray wax. I almost did a 500 fu price instead
     
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  12. Apr 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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  13. Apr 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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    81* but with minimal sun. Instead of waking up early tmrw, said screw it- mow the front. Much better
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No
     
    Azblue, Apr 12, 2025
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yes

    Yes
     
    Blue Thunder, Apr 12, 2025
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  16. Apr 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Yes
     
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    Maybe
     
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  18. Apr 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Boy, nothing makes my wife angrier than when I try to enforce a rule that she came up with...
     
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    And the rule was?
     
    Azblue, Apr 12, 2025
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    gonna need deets.
     
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  21. Apr 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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    When I catch my wife with committing infractions, I get to spank her. I think she commits them intentionally. I'm okay with it.
     
    OldGuy03, Apr 12, 2025
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    Wrong
     
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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    It was a question my buddy asked in front of his wife to see her reaction. She rolled her eyes and laughed.
     
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    Fair.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'd double that...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We're gonna need some PM video of that one :thumbsup:

    ...and some aftermath pics to see how thorough of a job you did :D
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The height of that thing means you're gonna be up and down a damn ladder the whole time.... FTS (especially at your height :rofl:)
     
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    Yep. That was my first thought
     
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    Screenshot 2025-04-12 at 23.05.40.jpg
     
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    Deep down in her heart she knows she wants me.
     
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