I'm a troll posting Non Tundra things

Food bank hooked it up with like 10 lbs of grapes that have an awesome after taste of cotton candy. Weird as hell and probably not too good for a guy, but damn are they tasty. Probably some weird GMO or chemical fertilizer

 

So we're at this Harley dealer, and I can buy a black and orange thong bikini right off the shelf but this fool needs to special order an oil filter for a sportster 110.
What the actual F is even that!?!?!

 

Negative sir... It's basically just a hybrid between 2 grape varieties w/more of an emphasis on the one that has a sweeter taste instead of a balance between tart and sweet taste!!!

They almost have a vanilla taste to them which reminds folks of cotton candy!!

They are good, but their season is generally limited, so they aren't available throughout the year!!!!

Enjoy them while you can!!!

 

Sounds like his priorities are properly aligned

 

They actually have Cotton Candy Grapes at the grocery stores around here .

 

I've probably eaten 3 lbs in the last couple days, they're so good!!

 

Don't go making yourself diabetic. Not a fun problem to have!

 

Remember not to give any to the dog.

 

F8 tributo. With a cat-back.

 

Does anybody know if I'd get in trouble for shooting these annoying friggin peacocks?
There should be a season, just to shut em up!!

 

Ha! Nice haul you got going! I worked as a carney one summer way back in 1992 when i was in high school. I just remember all these older dudes trying to win stuffed animals for their girlfriends when i was working the skee-ball booth. Most all failed miserably. The other memorable event was there was a pretty good cat fight between two women in the middle of the fairway. Hair pullin, nail scratching, biting, blood, ect. Those two were really going at it. I even managed to see most of one boob that fell out one of their tank tops. The cops came for that one.

There was always some sort of hijinxs going on at the fair on a hot summer’s night. I’d get off work at about 11:30pm and go home and watch the highlights from the Spain summer olympics for an hour and then go to bed.

 

https://youtu.be/RjtmKIWa4tY

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/HnUatyamYeA?si=d7hWUQrAqBQRo_H6
This wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so wildly accurate.

 

do we got any 1% around here? help me understand that stupid crap!!
call themselves outlaws but have a literal rule book the members have to follow. yall are a bit of a joke to me to be honest.

 

Sh!m ... stunning & brave lol

 

lulz!!

 

Could you elaborate?

 

In my limited knowledge a "1%er" is a biker that's actually a criminal. So basically he's shocked scumbags have rules for scumbags.

 

It's so ridiculous, call themselves an outlaw but have a literal rule book they are expected to follow, and expect non members to know and follow, Oh and calling people civilians like theyre not, dumbest grade school club mentality ever. Buncha goombas

 

Well, being dumb enough to be a criminal is a prerequisite. Then you need to be dumb enough to think being a criminal is cool/neat/commendable. THEN you need to be dumb enough to want to talk about it.

 

Worked my 1st rollover last night, that was fun. Those rotators don't mess around. We had 60k lbs swinging like 10' in the air, just dangling like a damn yoyo
And I got paid to roll around in the mud a bit, that's always a win. LOL

 

https://youtu.be/xcMjrK-7cNs?si=rmqNs6uWj-dcugrA

an absolute monster

 

These guys will never learn... Okay so here's the trick. you disconnect the blue gladhand and you stick a coin between the gladhand and the connector and put the gladhand back on. It looks like everything is all good, but there definitely isn't any service air supply getting to that trailer.
Then you sit back and watch em try to figure it out.

Eventually these super truckers will just stop being such dickheads, but until then I am screwing with em .

 

So you disable the airbrake system on semi trucks, and you think it's funny?

 

No. I extra enable the brakes (lock them up) and only to the guys who thing a "dumbass 4 wheeler" shouldn't be at a travel center, and yes, it is absolutely hilarious to watch those assholes fumble their equipment trying to figure it out.

They use a positive pressure system, no air pressure means the spring brakes engage and lock up, they do not leave the truck stop until they figure it out it's not like I'm out here making it so they're gonna crash their shit

 

Either way, I think it proves you are a "dumbass 4 wheeler". But then, based on the majority of your posts, it's fits you.

 

You're entitled to an opinion. I don't really have a shit to give on what you think about me, but entitled to think it none the less.

 

And you're entitled to be a dumbass. But, by all means, keep admitting to violating the law on a public forum.

 

Can you prove that I'm not making this up?

I mean, I could actually just be talking out of my ass right now

 

Do you ever not talk out your ass?

I don't really care if you're making it up, or not. It's a stupid thing to post on a public forum.