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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What if there's a crisis in your home, and you and I are clearing a room together???
     
  2. Apr 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    you better duck.
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    For what's it's worth, I got tired of sushi. Got tired of anything with rice for awhile. Beef and potatoes!
     
  4. Apr 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    i've been hankerin' a big ole pot of beef stew.

    big ole loaf of french bread to sop with.
     
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  5. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    You're in Texas... The appropriate answer was 'The crisis will be lying on the ground just outside the door, and Ima finish my whiskey before I call the non-emergency police line.
     
  6. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    all that is true

    however,

    I don't know what he looks like....therefore he's in the Queue.

    upload_2025-4-8_9-7-28.png
     
  7. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :quickdraw:
     
  8. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    The Fugu meal I had in Osaka was and still is one of the top things I have ever eaten in my life. Phenomenal.
     
  9. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Cool. I wanted to try it, but was a bit expensive. I regret not going for it now.
     
  10. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sure you don't want to try that in Colorado :boink:

    Just kidding :rofl:
     
  11. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    I was there for work and our customer took us out every night and paid for everything. They spent 10's of thousands of dollars on the 3 of us for the 7 days we were there just on food and drinks.
    Amazing experience that I would never trade for anything.
    Even being on the job site at Mitsubishi was a great experience.
     
  12. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Fugu chefs in Japan are licensed. If I ever try it, it'll be there. Fresh caught. Heh
     
  13. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It is odd. Just wait til the tariffs on it start. Then it'll get real.

    I know right? A marine can't even call another marine his bro anymore. Meltdown madness. It's the new April tv drama series. Way more exciting than March madness.
     
  14. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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    After almost 7 months of no motorcycle riding whatsoever due to my detached bicep and healing I rode to work today. Man I missed it. Glad to be getting my strength back in my arm.

    990.jpg
     
  15. Apr 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Makes me miss my bike. Those scorpions look like they need some miles on 'em.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So, here's the real question though....

    Was the 'phenomemal' experience based on the exclusiveness or risk involved, or was it flavor, texture, and uniqueness of the fish??
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :fistbump:
     
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    When they told us we were going to have Fugu for dinner the danger part never even crossed any or our minds. It wasn't until after that we remembered the danger. I'll have to find the pictures from that night, but the Fugu sashimi tasted unreal. There was also a soup that was really good as well.
     
  19. Apr 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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    and.... the mass quantities of sake and beer! Japanese are great hosts to say the least.
     
  20. Apr 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    What y'all sound like..
    [​IMG]

    What sushi really is.
    [​IMG]

    Hit it..

     
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    Would hit it.
     
  22. Apr 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sorry for the first 23 seconds of unrelated content.

    https://youtu.be/KlkgmgRchg8?si=TQxSSrxgDi--aa6l
     
  23. Apr 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    This thread always amusing me... I wish I had the bandwidth to read from last unread but damn... 20 pages already again... nah....

    Anyway.... I had to lower the crib bed height today... damn he is growing quick...

    Also, I am hungry.... but I need to drop weight so I am just being miserable for a while....

    Also... It is always cool watching lightning bugs from the porch. I need to find a way to get it on video that doesnt suck.

    Lastly for now.... smash
     
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    All this dick swinging made me realize that an Italian Grandma could not make her famous red sauce in North America because in order for it to be proper, it has to be made in Italy.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    When I was a kid we had lighting bugs around Dallas every year.
    I haven't seen them around here since then.

    The last ones I saw were in Oklahoma around Lake Eufalua.
    I'd drive through there going to and coming from Big Cabin.
    That was probably 10 years ago.
     
  26. Apr 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Then some want to call it gravy...:boink:

    Sunday Italian Gravy (Tomato Sauce) - Scarlati Family Kitchen

    Oh shite, another 5 pages of sauce/gravy talk...:eek::cool:
     
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    I was very very happy to find out we have them on property a couple months out of the year. I stopped treating my yard as soon as we saw them. Never seen them in TX but have in PA decades ago. Now I go outside and look at them every night.
     
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    But is it real no matter where it's made? That's the debate... :burp:
     
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