Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

What if you are from out of state? Who visits SF anyways?

 

As a lifelong resident of CA, I haven't even heard about this. That doesn't necessarily mean it isn't happening though.

A big thing to remember about CA is we are not all whack jobs. The most vocal are always the fucking weird ones with agendas. Politicians, celebrities etc. They only represent themselves and rarely do anything to benefit the everyday person.

Which is what most of us are. You take away the large metro areas of this state and it is likely a red state.

 

Don't they figure it out when you file your taxes?

 

Agreed. Densely populated urban areas are blights on society.



back when....We did biz with Riverside Hospital....California taxed the shit out of us.

it was senseless....we left.

 

I guess...if you are a resident.

out of state folks would be a challenge.

 

I already have doubts about making it thru the whole concert in June.

but, giving blood before the concert....no way.

noble idea tho'.


https://www.redcrossblood.org/local-homepage/events/metallica.html

 

Roughly the same idea as MN.
Take away the solidly blue 5 county metro area of Mpls/STP, Rochester and a chunk up north, the rest of the state is red.
So yeah, all the major population centers.

 

After my experience last summer, none of that blood should be added to the system

 

I only use it when I'm drunk...

 

Where is this warehouse?
On the moon....
It's a BMW X1 OEM cargo mat.



Found it elsewhere at the same price with $30 shipping.
The wife's Mother's Day gift, it will be here Friday..

 

Think this is pretty common in some European countries… so no surprise it’s happening now and CA is leading the way. Bet WA tries this next year… we have a very problematic big brother (CA) complex

 

Sitting in a meeting with two customers and this “Lead” has been rambling about himself for nearly 15 min.

Dude…when the customer has been mono-tone “yeah” and “huh” over and over again it is time to stfu.

 

We had time to kill this weekend at work so we watched the General Manager's quarterly meeting online.

It's disgusting how much people word vomit trying to get air time.

It's ironic that *they're trying to climb the corporate ladder while on their knees.

 

I want to extend a sincere FU, I mean THANK YOU, to all those that participated in the conversation the other day about a certain hoofed mammal on a raised pedestal. Apparently it left an indelible stain on the brain.

Listening to the '80's on 8 on XM for the drive home and the Police classic "Don't Stand So Close to Me" comes on. I'm cranking up the intro with that long extended bass synth note and then Copeland's amazing as always stick work. Sting gets all the way through the first verse and we get to the chorus.... and all I can hear is "Goats stand so close to me." I actually started singing along.

Yes, I do realize that I was the one that posted the meme here. I'm still gonna shift the blame.
I wouldn't have posted it if it weren't for this thread and you bunch of goat ropers.

Oh yeah, helicopter parenting, mothering and fathering. That one's gonna stick for a while too.
It's like life though, you take the good with the bad.

So thanks, fers.

 

I am convinced that when someone rambles and starts using big words they are actually insecure idiots.

 

Oh yeah, I was catching up this morning and forgot about the helicopter parent thing. There was an analogy from someone about a helicopter and topless etc... you get the point.

It reminded me of the helicopter alarm clock.
It's the absolute best way to get woken up. You're getting hit in the face which in itself is an absolutely horrible way to wake up until you realize what is actually hitting you in the face. Also , known as the boobie alarm clock.

 

You want another revised lyric song stuck in your head..

WAY NSFW..
I won't even post the video here.

We Built This City - Song Parody

You're welcome..

 

I wanted to resist clicking but couldn't.

At least it was a parody of a crappy song. (Less likely to remember.)

 

Just want to give a shout out to my coworker who apparently walks around the office with her laptop open, balancing it on her hands while talking on Teams without a headset.

 

A closed office, not shared? Or out amongst everyone? (THE office, not HER office.)
Why do people feel the need to share so much? Is it cluelessness or is it like look at me I'm busy working!
I think we've already had the conversation about bathroom talkers...carrying on an entire conversation while dropping a deuce.
Seriously, WTF is wrong with some people.

 

The office... We're all in cubicles. I think it's just cluelessness; she doesn't come across as the sharpest knife in the drawer. The scary part is that all her teammates say she's the smartest on in their department.

 

You guys make me happy for what I do for a living.
I'm pretty much alone from the time I punch in to the time I punch out.

Some days, the only person I speak to is the lady at CEFCO when I buy my breakfast biscuit in Mt Pleasant, Texas..

 

Yeah, the Marrakesh Jacket is all I have from them. I'm not out riding in monsoons or super cold stuff, so mesh is my preferred.

Though, my one actual trip on the ST it rained the whole first day and the jacket was still warm. I was wet under it but it was warm enough and my heated grips saw me through.

 

My favorite days in the office are when my coworkers stay home.

 

You just got a new gig, too, didn't you?

 

Not uncommon in the CEO role. Takes a certain type of personality to run a company, and frequently it's a shitty type of personality.

 

Fiber is definitely important as we age