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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like cheese on burgers?

  1. Yes, cheeseburgers are great

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  2. No, hamburgers only

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    Depends. Did you mean lots of violent air movement or did you mean a wandering path?
     
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    Yes
     
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    Influenced my life, probably not. But I agree with the constant need. I don't do much without a musical background.
    It's figured in though for sure.
    Met my wife because I was wearing a Rush t-shirt. Then found out that we were at the same Led Zeppelin concert in Cap Center, 1977.
    Little Miss Magic by Jimmy Buffett, the father/daughter dance at my eldest's wedding.
    Letting You Go by Jason Isbell, father/daughter dance at my youngest's.
    End of the World by REM. First open dance at my youngest's wedding. It was on a day some preacher in Texas said the world would end. I even worked into my speech. "The bar's open and I don't have to pay the tab!"
     
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    Maybe both? But the second for sure. Maybe wine dee?
     
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    Winding might be a better word choice then.
     
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    I had to Google. Is it really just movie trailers?
     
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    That's how they started, yes. I've heavily gravitated away from lyrics over the last 15 years or so.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    OK, starting to understand the whole no lady friend thing more now.
     
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    Any Fat Electrician fans here? I hated history. Always hated it. School's format of having it drilled into you by repetition, notes upon notes upon notes, and the generally dry nature of it always turned me off. Then I stumble upon The Fat Electrician, and somehow this guy makes people and events of history (Usually US military history) fun and interesting.

    Currently rewatching his video about Willis "Ching" Lee. Highly recommend.
     
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    What do you think pushed me away from lyrics? Fell hard for a girl who was a walking ipod. She greatly expanded my musical tastes, but when she bailed it was ALL tied to her memory. Music with lyrics became salt in the wound.
     
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    I feel old.

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    Yep, he's a blast to watch.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    Not all construction work is equally enjoyable…

    For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
     
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    What do you call an espresso with a cold?

    Coughee.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    I can get better fuel economy without it.
     
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    Definitely. If I could, I would be listening to music pretty much 24/7.
     
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    I use it all the time. The Ferd even has a feature that has it slow down or speed up based on the speed limit signs and/or GPS. The theory is excellent and it works well 95% of the time, but there have been moments that it derps out and thinks the speed liming on the interstate drops form 80 MPH to 55 MPH and that is unpleasant.
     
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    Yep. Love that dude
     
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    Don't start
     
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    Why is a piggy bank so wise?



    It's full of common cents.
     
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    Once I was kidnapped by mimes.


    They did unspeakable things to me.
     
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    You I can take care of, it's the other guy I can't.
     
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    i totally agree on both of those. The weights don’t bother me that much though. Reracking other people’s plates. It gives me something to do between sets. While i’m taking a quick breather, i’ll walk around the gym and rerack OPP on machines that aren’t being used. Oh, and just because it doesn’t bother me, it doesn’t mean that don’t see that person as super lazy and selfish.
     
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    Naw, just getting started.
     
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    Steps to survive being stranded on a dessert island.


    1. Check spelling.
    2. If correct, Enjoy!
     
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    Sundays are refill the pill boxes day for me. And put your damn Ozempic in the fridge!
     
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    What kind of books do stormtroopers read in their spare time?





    Troubleshooting guides.
     
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    Why were they called the Dark Ages?













    Because there were a lot of knights.
     
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    What is blue and not very heavy?







    Light blue.
     
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