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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's with all the windows open. It will go down to 60 tonight, so not worth running the AC.
    I'm actually quite comfortable at 75 indoors.
     
  2. Apr 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I was just kidding.
    Yes, I can understand having the windows open.
    Been doing that a lot here in the last few weeks.
    I would today but it keeps raining on and off..:mad:
     
  3. Apr 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I can only assume the TV weather douche is male.
    Doesn't your market have any TV weather babes you could get your weather from?
    I mean, you get the same weather forecast more or less, but the eye candy and lack of douche-eyness should make it more tolerable.
    Works for me anyway.
     
  4. Apr 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    We're having that same cold spell... inside

    brrr.jpg
     
  5. Apr 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    A little disappointed here. @GODZILLA let us know 3.5 hours ago that his doc is a she, and nobody asked 'was she hot?'. How are we supposed to navigate through this world without someone reminding us we're all 12 year olds?
     
  6. Apr 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    @Azblue must have missed it. No reminder needed here though. I'm closer to 14 myself. Much more mature.
     
  7. Apr 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Do you really trust the hottness scale judgment of someone that doesn't like BJs? :confused::eek2::cool:
     
  8. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like an awesome time if you don't know what either of those things are.
     
  9. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I'll just leave this here....

    goats stand.jpg
     
  10. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Yes, somehow I did miss it. I am quite disappointed in myself, and frankly ashamed.
     
  11. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    No, it's a chick, and yes, would. That's just what I call all weather people, weather douches.
     
  12. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That's disgusting. If it gets to 80 I start crying like a little bitch.
     
  13. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Is the crying really from the temperature... or the pegging? ;)
     
  14. Apr 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    This is why I am hiding inside... I may go outside to do one project, but I have spent my afternoon working on building online profiles... outside is gross today
     
  16. Apr 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You can't be Florida AF if a little heat and humidity get to you.
     
  17. Apr 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    LMAO, watch me!

    And I can pick and chose when I want to engage that weather... right now I am still thawing from our winter so I am not ready to be that miserable lol.
     
  18. Apr 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    houston agrees.
     
  19. Apr 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    HEAVEN.jpg

    the-results-have-7d12c0b253.jpg
     
  20. Apr 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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    The only drawback to windows open is more pine pollen than usual gets in. It gets in no matter what, just more to clean off when it stops.
     
  21. Apr 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Stumbled across a spikey fella's home

    20250403_171049~2.jpg 20250403_171055~2.jpg
     
  22. Apr 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    It must have been nicer when I posted that LOL....
    But after all the back and forth, i went outside and did the thing, so now I am inside drinking a fake ice coffee and just washed the baby
     
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    Did you at least stick your hand in there and feel around a bit before you left?
     
  24. Apr 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I figured I would give you the honor
     
  25. Apr 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Thank for trying to get us back on track…or at least off the banjo dirt road
     
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  27. Apr 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    You have brought shame upon all of us...
     
  28. Apr 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    And u hate the doctor and refuse to go unless absolutely necessary. Good on you for getting it checked out
     
  29. Apr 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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    :pout:
     
  30. Apr 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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    Exactly! I’m chilling at 65* inside lol
     

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