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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
    Florida AF

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    damn that was some interesting things to catch up on...

    Next thing yall are going to say is you didnt like to movie Chappie
     
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    Florida AF

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    This baby....

    He is amazing... not buts....

    *long enough pause....

    But, wtf... he was doing great at sleeping and now he is on a worse sleep schedule and we never can guess when he will decide to wake up again. And he wakes up so happy and recharged, but.. we are not.
     
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  3. Apr 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    our son, now 24....only slept for TWO HOURS...then needed to eat.....for a year!!

    he was 10lbs at birth.



    I see your point ....mine had a shitty schedule, but it was a schedule.
     
  4. Apr 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Chappie was decent
     
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    Florida AF

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    I have heard about those nightmare times! Part of me is thankful he hasnt gone that route, but at the same time, I dont know when in the 1030-4am gap he will wake up. Or if he will twice. or if he will then sleep to 6 or 5.... its a guessing game... and that damn smile when he wakes up.... heart melting

    Die Antwood did an excellent job in that movie.
     
  6. Apr 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    X2. I wish you well, but curious to what they say
     
  7. Apr 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya me either. I can’t imagine the pain from the coughing either. That shit has to hurt
     
  8. Apr 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Ready for that exorcism...
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Hoping they have some solutions lined up for you. This sounds awful.
     
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    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    My first thought went to Goat Guillotine.
    I'm just a little dark, you guys are straight up pervs.
     
  11. Apr 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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    As much as I am in the group of "you guys," my first thought was guillotine too lol
     
  12. Apr 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    RE: @GODZILLA 's coughing (Too lazy to find and quote...)

    My wife has coughing spells like that every so often. Hasn't blacked out yet but I swear she's going to cough up a lung one of these days.

    Hope you figure out what's going on with yours.
     
  13. Apr 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Doc said it's still the infection. Mucus has thinned out to where I'm not noticing, but it's still running down and causing the cough.

    Lungs are crystal clear so the inhaler went in the trash. I'm supposed to continue antibiotic, guaifenisin, and add an allergy pill to dry up fluid. She is also prescribing a steroid to help with inflammation in my sinuses to hopefully reduce the pressure so I stop blacking out with the coughs.

    Sitting at the pharmacy waiting to pick up the new RX.
     
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Would?
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Goats and sexual activities never entered my brain.. :laugh:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You would fit in nicely in the middle east!
     
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    true story here.

    on my first deployment we had been at sea in a navy vessel for almost 60 days. My Sargent at the time, who was from Tennessee, mentions that he can't wait to get back home to his sheep. Then he goes on to explain why they are better than any woman in so many ways. Including how they had never thwarted his sexual advances. Now I see why. He probably just put them on his rape stand...

    IMG_9962.jpg

    Wood Knot.
     
  18. Apr 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Bonus: she also prescribed a cough suppressant. That was a nice surprise. Hoping it chills out so I can try to get a few hours sleep before going to work tonight.
     
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    A bunch of goldang goat ropers I tell ya!!
     
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    The question mark means someone out there is considering it. Definitely not me. But it's funny to think about.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Anybody know what happened to @RichterScale ? He's kinda gone dark for a while. No?
     
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    Did the greasy aliens take him?
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    By the time all this bilateral shoulder joint replacing is said and done, I'll end up being off work for 7 months this year..:D:cool::thumbsup:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I've known him for years, he does that all the time. He'll show back up at some point.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    76° inside..:confused:
    Is that inside your suana?:boink:


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    I am at 69 inside and 88 outside... its too hot to do anything.
     
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    It is beautiful outside...

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    We are having a bit of a cold spell, only mid 60s. Last night the TV weather douche said we might hit 100 by next Friday.
     
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    Ugh
     

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