Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

My uncle and I have, over the course of a few decades, enjoyed a plinking activity we call 'turtle murder'. Find a pond where rimfire rifles are permitted, wait for a nose to pop up over the surface of the water, and take turns missing a moving .25MOA target for a few hours. A couple of cigars, some good competitive ribbing, other good conversation is always had. Makes for a nice afternoon. I won't tell your wife we enjoy dispatching (or failing to dispatch, as it inevitably were) turtles as much as she likes watching them bask in salmonella, tapeworms, and sun.

 

That sounds awesome

 

Damn. Can't remember all of ones disgruntlements...

Must be the reefer.

 

When I hear someone pronounce the word fustrated, it makes me frustrated.

Same with libary. I just look at them and say; you know that are two r's in that word right?

 

Uhhhh.... a sex swing???



PS>>> On the more serious side of things.... on your SGiii, what box did you check to monitor AFR?? I see 'AF Command'

 

You prolly wouldn't do well around my frens.

 

That would've been my guess

 

Maybe they did actually pronounce the word properly, but your brain couldn't keep up w/the extra 'r'...

 

A shed for the back yard?

Oh boy, I hope no one ax's this man a querstion

 

Judgement expected.

 

SG3 only monitors the AFR using lamba...so it will only show a minimum of 11.9....mine is tuned to go to low 10's.

So, I installed an AFE AFR gauge.


but...to answer your question....it's A/F B1S1

 

agreed.

and it's sad because folks that use these "ebonics" have a very tough time succeeding in this world.

 

Ok, I figured that's why everyone was going after market gauges for that...

PS>>> I like the red lines on yours.... mine's bright ass blue.... I'm sure that's adjustable, but I'm not real good with reading instructions...

 

I'm here to serve

 

I do red because most of the time I'm driving early in the morning.

 

also...you may know this.....dragging 2 fingers down the screen dims it.

 

Oh boy....

@nobodyintexas after slamming his pre-workout energy drink spiked w/some creatine and extra ephedra...

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What word or combination of word(s) can I use this morning to offend someone and explain why they do not meet my standards of existence??

 

Interesting coming from the dude that called me a hoarder

 

Is that your road rage color??

 

LOL

I didn't even know that word was a faux pas

next time I will use the abbreviation AAVE




Soray fo all dose fokes I dissed.

 

Seems like how some words are pronounced are more of a regional thing that anything else. For example, I have observed that some folks from the mid-west pronounce Doritos as "dritos". Seems like a strange way to pronounce the word but close enough to understand what they are saying.

Side tangent, whatever changes that have been made to the Doritos recipe over the years have made them disgusting. I used to love Cool Ranch and Nacho flavored Doritos but now they taste bland and generally crappy. Haven't had any in over a year.

 

I think this new coffee machine brews a stronger cup.

the old machine (typical office BUNN type unit) just poured the appropriate amount of water.

this new one does the same, BUT it pour 4 oz's...brews a tad, another 4 oz's brews tad, etc....



I'll admit the java is a bit more tasty.

 

agreed...East Texas folks are about as non-understandable as the Cajuns.




Scottish folks are just talking that way to piss us normal folks off.

 

Pitt's best role..IMHO
NSFW - language
https://youtu.be/tGDO-9hfaiI?si=9q-NhkMc-9lA0FAg

 

That helps the grounds “bloom”
When I do French press I pour barely enough to cover the grounds, give it a swirl and let it sit for a minute, then pour in the remaining water to the fill line

 

Good grief...
That shite is nasty....

What you guys sound like..

 

Ok, it may be the intoxicated me saying this, but at :04 into that video, the dirty blonde in the background holding hands w/the young girl appears to have a nice rack

 

I come here to learn shit.


Today was another success.