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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:30 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yeah, same here. They were so good and then just took dump to the worst customer service and comforts ever. Surprised they don't charge you for a seat belt.
     
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  2. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:37 AM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    I don't stalk the thread or live in it. I popped in, saw the post and quoted it. Took a whopping 5 minutes of Google to find them.
     
  3. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:46 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Do they even have seatbelts? I thought they just had benches now lol
     
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  4. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:50 AM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Good morning: It is a great list! I was teasing, and meant no offense. And I have neither a white nor a black truck, but appreciate the constant teasing between the two camps. Hmmn, maybe I should stay out of that...? Have a great day, Mike!
     
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  5. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:53 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek: Be still my heart! you don't stalk or live in the thread??? but Tundras Live is 3rd (GS is the sh!t) in Tundra life! Is your heart beating? Are you doing ok? Do you need CPR????


    Just kidding!!! For real nice list!! And Grease Lightening is DEFINITELY a panty dropper!:thumbsup:
     
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  6. Oct 19, 2017 at 7:56 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nah. Good ribbing between color camps. Keep at it; it's all good.
     
  7. Oct 19, 2017 at 8:57 AM
    Hattori

    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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    Me.......
    Haida's gonna hate!!!!

     
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  8. Oct 19, 2017 at 9:00 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Word!
     
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  9. Oct 19, 2017 at 9:43 AM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    They are all just jelly since we have the best color! White and black are for boring nerds lol. Jk, jk (no but seriously)
     
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  10. Oct 19, 2017 at 9:48 AM
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    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Back to the Future
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    Batmobile 1955
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    Cars
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  11. Oct 19, 2017 at 11:03 AM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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  12. Oct 19, 2017 at 11:15 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Supernatural

    25896090038_large.jpg
     
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  13. Oct 19, 2017 at 11:16 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    But he has to drink what you pour!
     
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  14. Oct 19, 2017 at 11:19 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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  15. Oct 19, 2017 at 11:57 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    White is the best color
     
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  16. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:07 PM
    757TUNDRA

    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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    LOL! I wondered how long it would take one of you guys to come back. Nice list, but don't know that I would have included the President's limo. I just hope that pic wasn't from Houston...
     
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  17. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:18 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Front sway bar paint Mod... Sunrise Red from Home Depot1508440609117-1711909975.jpg

    Shud i paint the pieces that hold sway bar red or leave black???
    1508441286981-478613429.jpg
     
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  18. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:27 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    dump truck of Likes!
     
  19. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:29 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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  20. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:30 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Unicorn
     
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  21. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Think it was taken in Dallas the day of his assassination
     
  22. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    bad ass! keep them black!
     
  23. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:33 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Thinking same
     
  24. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:37 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm so bored today! Typing up appointment letters and harassing my commander to sign them while staying out of the way of the big wigs around here sucks.
     
  25. Oct 19, 2017 at 12:55 PM
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    smslavin New Member

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    i'll relent but only because miami vice. :headbang:



    [​IMG]

    i have always wanted to build this car. i actually have a full set of plans and parts list to build a '67 with a supercharged 427. i need to go buy some lottery tickets.
     
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  26. Oct 19, 2017 at 1:42 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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  27. Oct 19, 2017 at 1:44 PM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Dude from the classic car club here has one of these in a two door. Hot diggity what a sweet ride!
     
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  28. Oct 19, 2017 at 1:54 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Well the one sitting in the driver's seat....Nevermind....don't need @Sean266 giving me the boot....i like it here!
     
  29. Oct 19, 2017 at 1:56 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    It's OK if it's history and not politics.
     
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  30. Oct 19, 2017 at 1:57 PM
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    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Well you get an “A” for effort and task finished, BUT!!!!!! That was the worst beer pour I’ve ever seen bro :rofl::rofl: you need to tilt the glass :D:D , I missed what you had to do this???
     
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