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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    Very true.
     
  2. Apr 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  3. Apr 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Well for reference, I'm a combat marine corps veteran. I have raised 2 girls from 3/6 years old even though they aren't my blood. Can afford to go on vacations without running up debt. Have a retirement plan in place. Have held leadership roles in my workplace for the last 17 years. At my last place when I left a good portion of the staff below me also turned over.
     
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  4. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I have a similar view. Gotta love it when winter comes back full force after a week of snow melting heat. Keep building that snowpack. And slow that melt down.

    image.jpg
     
  5. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    You in a speedo on that trampoline. Go

    Post a pic…blur the face if you want
     
  6. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Dude, I'm way to sick for that. Upper respiratory infection and ear infections. Only been on antibiotics and albuterol inhaler since Friday night.

    Plus, I don't own a speedo.
     
  7. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who is still firmly in winter after having some warm temps.
     
  8. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sounds like we need banana hammock TM merch.

    Sorry you are sick. Usually antibiotics kick in after 48 hrs…crazy
     
  9. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I've been on hold for social security for the last 2 hours.

    That's AFTER I put in for a call back yesterday. Took them 6 hours to call back and I could hear it was some slack ass working from home. Bunch of background noise and kids in the background. Wouldn't respond for a full minute of me saying "hello" over and over. Then the fucker sounds like he just woke up; "Uhhhh, hello?" To which I respond... and then he goes "huh" and hangs up after about 5 seconds.

    THIS is why I hate paying taxes. Useless, lazy pieces of trash nap at home while "working" from home and don't do the damn job I am forced to pay them for. :censored:
     
  10. Apr 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
    Warreng

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    you must be a blast at parties….
     
  11. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    upload_2025-4-1_13-4-56.jpg
     
  12. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I do OK.

    I usually get the conversations flowing.

    I'm usually in the group the laughing and cutting up.

    If there is a smoker in attendance, I generally get up wind. no harm, no foul.
     
  13. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    And for this, I thank you.
     
  14. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Isn't there an app or phone number you can use to report waste, fraud, and abuse to that temporary wfa reduction agency named after a meme coin?
     
  15. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Almost posted that pic myself. :fistbump:
     
  16. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Unless they are wearing flip flops and drinking an IPA. Or wearing a hat indoors...
     
  17. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I wear a hat and flip flops, but no booze.

    But I avoid parties, soooo...
     
  18. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Hat, refer, flip flops. Don't drink much these days myself but still imbibe a wee bit here and there. Went sober for a few months right before thanksgiving and through Jan to check myself. Have one every now and again...
     
  19. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    all valid points.


    Thanks you for reminding me.


    a man has got to have standards.
     
  20. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    which reminds me.....

    our HOA meeting was last Sat.

    the Secretary....was drunk on wine...and still drinking wine during the meeting.

    one of those horrid Karen type drunks...main character syndrome.

    it was quite tempting to egg her on.....but

    I remained quiet.



    ...and they thanked me for moving the buoy.
     
  21. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This weekend we may get a good April storm. I’m hoping not
     
  22. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    And u also drive a tundra *
     
  23. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes
     
  24. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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    We have 5" on the ground now and it's still coming down.
     
  25. Apr 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I forgot about all those hot takes!
    :rofl::rofl::bananadead:
     
  26. Apr 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :monocle:


    :D
     
  27. Apr 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    But you DO own a pair of scissors...
     
  28. Apr 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
    French Avocado

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    SSA is the worst’s worst. Been doing this fir the last 11 months.
     
  29. Apr 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Every hour here has been alternating between snow and sun. Springtime in the Rockies.
     
  30. Apr 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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    I love those days with storms and sunshine. We're socked in pretty good here. Haven't seen the sky since I woke up, but I can finally see the mountains because it is breaking up a little bit.
     

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