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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    She could find worse ways of making a living
    Store - Millstone Bakery

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  2. Mar 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Stopped at the grocery store for a few things and come back to this on my truck window. Feels like nail polish or something. Does this actually get people to follow Jesus? Because if I saw you defacing my rig, your ass might meet him in person today.

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  3. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    They may have good intentions but that is a horrendous way to go about it
     
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  4. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Facts
     
  5. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Well, he left his phone number. Might as well call and ask what it was written with. Might make it easier to clean off.
     
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  6. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    He's not getting my number though...

    Already used a razor to scrap it off then buffed it out with a wet magic eraser.
     
  7. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Just gonna write his number in all the bathroom stalls now.
     
  8. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :fistbump:

    Great idea.

    I like to sign up for getting health care information. Those vultures are relentless.
     
  9. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Seriously amazing work. Kids Holiday Baking On Food Network…
     
  10. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I love round-abouts but they should be for volume mgmt, not fancy speed bumps. Your complaint is valid
     
  11. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    If I have any hesitation, it's because I don't trust the other person not to be a moron.
     
  12. Mar 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Wow, I'm shocked you of all people feel this way. :rofl:
     
  13. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    A couple I work with run marathons primarily because she likes to bake cakes so much.
     
  14. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I may have told this story here before:

    One of my wife's friends is friends with an "influencer" who makes and sells cakes.

    For her daughter's 4th birthday party, my wife's friend spent $400 (and that was allegedly 50% off because they're friends) on a small plain pink cake from this influencer that wasn't decorated in any way other than having pink icing on it.

    It also wasn't big enough to feed the half dozen or so kids who came to the party, let alone their parents and the other adult guests.
     
  15. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    What exactly does it say?
     
  16. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Call him from a pay phone and ask him to meet you in a dark alley to talk about Jesus.
     
  17. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    My turn
     
  18. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I Believe it is a reference to a scripture that apparently I need in my life. And a phone number. My wife said it was a number I should text for rapture updates. Because Jesus is coming...

    Maybe you can give him a call and I bet Kyle would be happy to help you find your way. 720-717-4447

    let me know what he says though.
     
  19. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Why don't we all do a group conference call?
     
  20. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Sounds great.
     
  21. Mar 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lenny Kravitz is better than Metallica
     
  22. Mar 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Lenny Kravitz isn't even better than Yoko Ono.
     
  23. Mar 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Oooooof
     
  24. Mar 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I think we can all agree that Yoko Ono is so bad that even Metallica is better
     
  25. Mar 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You're fired.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy fuk.
    Good thing for him you didn't see it happen
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Apparently Ultra is pretty manly.
     
  28. Mar 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I used to have a sticker of a shark eating one of those christian fish symbols that said "My Darwin shark ate your Jesus fish" on my old truck. I had a couple of notes left on my window, one of which informed me that I was going to burn in hell. Really nice people, some of those religious types.
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Get selling those man.
     
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    Jinx
     

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