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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    or just don't talk to people with badges... seems to have worked for me for the last 52 years.
     
  2. Mar 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    You don't want to know.
     
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    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    No tats, lots of scars that cost waaaay more than any tattoo.
     
  4. Mar 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    No tattoos here either. Just not my thing.
     
  5. Mar 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    Spring is definitely here in the Sierra Nevada foothills. Just some random pics from my weekend.

    The view from my back deck.
    spring1.jpg

    spring2.jpg

    spring3.jpg

    meat.jpg
     
  6. Mar 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Can't we just tell him? Because we know how much he loves guzzling it.
     
  7. Mar 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.
     
  8. Mar 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
    PKFan

    PKFan my pronouns are (she/it) - c'mon, say it fast

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    8
     
  9. Mar 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Joe
     
  10. Mar 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Forehead?
     
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  11. Mar 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    momma
     
  12. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Just...

    It's whining, but this is the kind of shit you get when you're me.

    Heard a pop under my desk about 2.5 hours ago. Internet went immediately out. Shit, I just lost my router. Hop on the phone, do a little research, run up to Best Buy, leave with a $180 (on sale) router.

    I have a pretty complicated panel on the back of my desk where the router, a switch, the garage door hub, and a few other doodads are mounted, plugged, wired, etc. It keeps everything out of the way, but it's really a bitch to crawl under there and do any maintenance. I also have something wrong with my cerebrospinal fluid that makes bending over, wriggling around, and all the other positional machinations really painful and drains every ounce of energy straight out. But this is the situation, so under the desk I go.

    Grunting, half sitting up, moving around, pulling the router off the back panel of the desk, unplugging the network cables, unplugging the power... unplugging the pow... JFC! GD! MF! The MF plug was f-ing unplugged from the GD PDU. Sonofafv(king hoar. Just eff me.

    upload_2025-3-24_18-3-58.jpgupload_2025-3-24_18-4-53.pngupload_2025-3-24_18-5-14.jpg
    :annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed::annoyed:


    Now I'm completely done for the day. Just show me to the bed, I'll see you at 7:30 in the morning.
     
  13. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Hey, now you have a backup router
     
  14. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    :rofl:
    Glass is half full...

    Best Buy will have it back on the shelf in the morning, though. If it were $75 instead of $180, I'd probably have a backup router.
     
  15. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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  16. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    No tats but I am an old guy.
     
  17. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I have a tattoo of a W on each ass cheek, when I bend over it reads wow. ;)
     
  18. Mar 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Could spell "mom". Depends on your perspective...
     
  19. Mar 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  20. Mar 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Thats just gross. :boink:
     
  21. Mar 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll allow it
     
  22. Mar 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    An old photographers mantra. F8 and be there.

    IMG_9925.jpg
     
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    T-Rex266

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  24. Mar 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    X2
     
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    Ponderosa_Pine

    Ponderosa_Pine

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    Magnuson Supercharged, Dobinson Lift, 315/70r17 on Rockwarriors, Heftyfab bumper, Dirty Deeds 3” race exhaust
    IMG_6918.jpg
     
  26. Mar 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Batt shit crazy. Wouldn’t go near that…
     
  27. Mar 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Exchanging fluids isn't the same as exchanging numbers. Or even worse, letting her know where you live.
     
  28. Mar 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
    Ponderosa_Pine

    Ponderosa_Pine

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    Definitely in the danger zone.

    IMG_6919.jpg
     
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  29. Mar 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :(
     
  30. Mar 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Unfortunately with facial recognition, DNA testing (voluntarily being done by almost everyone), smart everything in your house/car, oversight of online activity and societies desire to have everything be seamless and done for them... I think the 'work' is now complete :spy:
     

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