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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  2. Mar 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
    T-Rex266

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    But what did you catch on fire?
     
  3. Mar 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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    Nice day out, minus the wind. Ceramic coated the new bike. :hearteyes:
     
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Nothing. Actually a little disappointing.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I call bullshit. No pics
     
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    From roughly 85 years old, my mom would always say "I'm going to make it to 90 and call it a life." or something similar.
    She was in assisted living at 88 and did well for almost all of her remaining two years.
    2 weeks prior to her 90th BD she was hospitalized. We had a birthday party for her the night before her actual birthday with all the kids and grandkids.
    She passed peacefully the day after her birthday.
     
  7. Mar 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    So tied up with work yesterday and today I didn’t even take after pix of the Lexus (TX350) I detailed :annoyed:
     
  8. Mar 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    correct

    still bullshit.
     
  9. Mar 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Exactly this. Better to get a 'lil than owe anything.
     
  10. Mar 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm surprised you don't have a llama yet. All things considered. Ha!
     
  11. Mar 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    See keyword above
     
  12. Mar 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You should go with an alpaca instead.
     
  13. Mar 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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    Do you mean a Milwaukee alpaca-out?
     
  14. Mar 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Whoever it was that asked for pix yesterday

    IMG_4593.jpg
    IMG_4595.jpg
     
  15. Mar 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  16. Mar 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
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    If I recall correctly, his wife is from Peru. Alpacas are native to Peru.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hell yeah :cool:
    :fistbump:
     
  19. Mar 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Harsh?
    Are you a ZZ Top purist?

    If so, was it El Loco or Eliminator that ruined it for you?
     
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  21. Mar 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    no problems with ZZ Top

    my 34 ford is red for that very reason


    I thought the rub was that he needed legs

    LOL
     
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    I thought it was a very well executed, low-key burn. If it was meant that way.
    Still good if it wasn't. :thumbsup:
     
  23. Mar 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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    Kawasaki has seemingly employed the same exhaust (muffler) designer since the early aughts whose only design criteria seem to be "as big as possible" and "butt ugly."
    My 2015 Versys WAS a particularly heinous example. Yours is is just mediocre in both regards, but still in need of improvement.
    May I recommend an aftermarket slip-on pipe in your future?
     
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  24. Mar 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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    Of course!
     
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    Installing a front and rear dash cam in my friends Audi. PITA with getting panels off. Oh, glove compartment? Here are 10 screws to remove
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Sounds like another service you should be charging for.
     
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    Yes my windshield is cracked.

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    An iPhone can capture stunning imagery if your timing is right. No filters or adjustments. Just timing and being there.

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    The fish bait...:(
    The ink..:thumbsup:
     

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