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  1. Mar 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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    Another asshole tesla owner. Too important to drive 100' to parking. Just stop, put on hazards and block traffic.

     
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  2. Mar 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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    Another asshole Subaru owner...

     
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  3. Mar 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  4. Mar 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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    That would require me to stay longer in the office. No spank-u.
     
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  5. Mar 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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    Are you 100% in the office now?
     
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  6. Mar 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Must be ScAmazon deliveries!
     
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  7. Mar 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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    This was at University of WA… parents picking up kids for spring break.

    Exactly what I was doing…from the 30min load/unload parking. Not cock-blocking everyone…
     
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  8. Mar 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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    Yep. By choice starting on Jan 1. But mandatory starts on 3/31, so all freedom is gone.
     
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    Were any of these parents MILFs, and do you have any pics of them if so?
     
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  11. Mar 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I’ve noticed most of the moms almost try and compete with the daughters and feel young again. It’s awesome!
     
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    Yes




    Also yes
     
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    Bike shopping?
     
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    Not anymore :cool:
     
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    Whatcha get?
     
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    Eliminator

    it’ll be delivered tmrw. Brand new

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    And..better news. It’s my grandmothers bday today

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    Nice. I thought you said you were thinking about a Sportster.
     
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    Congrats!
    Trade in the @GODZILLA bike?
     
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    I was looking at the Iron 883. Given they stopped making them in 2022, I was being very selective on one. They’re nice, but this is brand new and more reliable
     
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    Yessir. Wanted something a tad smaller where I can plant my feet, without adding links, and has a little more get up and go with a more aggressive look.
     
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    Didn’t see any. The few parents I have seen over the years are helicopter and obnoxious. The type that would talk you into temporary limp dick
     
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    Ya I did some research on it. I was tossing around
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    all real world reviews pointed towards Eliminator
     
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