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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yet here we are :notsure:
     
  2. Mar 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Had a Chevy Volt that needed to be detailed for a customers wife. I had a strange suspicion, based on debris, the cabin air filter hasn’t been changed in a while.
    I sent him a text…”she’s had the car two years and hasn’t had it replaced” :facepalm:
    I get into it…THERE IS NO AIR FILTER. Went ahead to Napa, grabbed one and installed it for him (no charge)
    Customer for life now.
     
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  3. Mar 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I have a Lexus next week to do
     
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  4. Mar 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Agree x2
     
  5. Mar 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Cheby cutting costs sending them out the door like that?
     
  6. Mar 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
    T-Rex266

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    What I found and then did lol

    IMG_4131.jpg
    IMG_4132.jpg
     
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  7. Mar 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
    T-Rex266

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    No idea. It’s his wife’s car and she had a grease monkey decal on there. Told them some tricks to do so u know if said job was done ..like the air filter lol
     
  8. Mar 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Chupacabra

    Those aren't bear prints.

    Black bear, note the 5 rounded toes:

    bear_front_l_track.jpg

    Panther track is a maybe, but I'm not sure. Typical ones seem more rounded with less pronounced claws

    florida-panther-tracks-v0-1n72gbul7pcc1.jpg
     
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  9. Mar 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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  10. Mar 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
    Outbound

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  11. Mar 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Sorry, don't know. I'm a chupacabra expert, I don't study any of the bigfoot species.
     
  12. Mar 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Everybody knows Sasquatch and Chupacabra are just made up Foke lore meant to scare us because we're inherently afraid of the unknown. But you know who you should really be afraid of? Mothman, that's who. Dude is legit.
     
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  13. Mar 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's upside down :boink:
     
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  14. Mar 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Cuz air flow goes into the cabin
     
  15. Mar 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Think I found my next bike. Neighbor let me ride his 22 Harley 883, Iron. Loved it!
     
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  16. Mar 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    (Scratching in notebook)

    remember to the change the filter in the wife’s ride
     
  17. Mar 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I have informed me that today is canceled. But apparently the rest of the world didn’t get the memo.
     
  18. Mar 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm right there with ya man.
    Dang responsibilities
     
  19. Mar 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Isn't it a paid holiday for you workin' folk?? :laugh:
     
  20. Mar 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It's a drinking work day. Lil' different.
     
  21. Mar 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Just get up and leave. It’s called the Irish Exit
     
  22. Mar 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Yep just finished the safety meeting now we’re headed out for some Irish coffee’s :)
     
  23. Mar 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Left my badge in Ethiopia.

    Drove to the badge office. It’s moved; no signage were.

    Parked in the back 40, almost to my building and walked to the old location. Flagged down a rent-a-cop and was told it moved to the building next to mine. Turned around walked back to the truck.

    Moved to my office, walked to the other building and was told I needed to wait 5 days per company policy for a new badge. Got a temp badge and am now on hold with Helpdesk to get a temp login… listening to the recorded mssg tell me for faster service I should use the online ticket system.
     
  24. Mar 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Fuck it. Have a jamo and head the the local Irish pub instead...
     
  25. Mar 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
    Outbound

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    Probably quicker to go back to Ethiopia and get your old badge.
     
  26. Mar 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    New tooth today.

    I broke the roots of a crowned molar about 4 months ago (#14). The implant process was completed today with the seating of the crown on the implant post. There's been a gap in there all that time, and it's on the side where I normally chew. Glad that's done.
     
  27. Mar 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Did you get gold?
     
  28. Mar 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
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  29. Mar 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Should have. With two implants and more crowns than not, my teeth already look like a bag of m&m's.
     
  30. Mar 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    I believe the kidney stones have all passed. I'm thankful this wasn't a tenth as bad as the first one.
     

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