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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    She had an office bro!
     
  2. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Nothing like a solid looking lawn. Love taking pride in a good front yard
     
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  3. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    In ur spank bank? I’m sure she did, and was prob CEO of it
     
  4. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Ah.. office chick.

    Find a reason, don't be a quitter!
     
  5. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Bro all I can think about is memes like this:

    upload_2025-3-15_18-38-20.jpg
    upload_2025-3-15_18-38-59.jpg

    It's been like 8 or 9 years since any attempt at a relationship, are things even still the same? Like are you still supposed to ask for a dinner date? Or do you say a phase like bussin frfr no cap ong?
     
  6. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I've got no idea, I've been with my wife for 15 years.

    Whatever you do, do not say "Wanna go out to the middle of nowhere for a walk in the woods?"
     
  7. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    You should definitely sing to her, I've heard they really like that nowadays.
     
  8. Mar 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Just walk in and do this:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-4W7c0BgE
     
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  9. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    So I didn't count as a relationship? Well, fine then.
     
  10. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    LOL!!!!! Not only was this funny because you know me too well but it's also funny because I already make the joke today saying I probably shouldn't do that
     
  11. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    You had it annulled!
     
  12. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Since the singing incident of 8th grade I won't do that anymore
     
  13. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Friend request sent, you could say things are getting serious
     
  14. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Are there any pics?
     
  15. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    If you can find her profile without me giving you any info, yes :p
     
  16. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
    Azblue

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    You're no fun.
     
  17. Mar 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
    TILLY

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    How about some specs then? Height, weight, hair and eye color. I can make a drawing for us.
     
  18. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Here I'll do it for you just give me a second
     
  19. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
    Azblue

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    I'm going to Google hot banker chicks in N. Wisconsin. Can't be that many of them.
     
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  20. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    How does one become a mod, but has no clue about interpersonal relationships?

    For fucks sakes!

    just go to any place that peeps need to go to take care of everyday needs. Library, grocery store, coffee shop, hair dresser. Hair dressers have the best network for singles. The word will get out.

    Great that you don't drink. Bars are the worst place to meet peeps.

    Fuck these lone walks in the woods. Go someplace that has people.

    Ban me for speaking the truth. You all know I'm right.
     
  21. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Screenshot_20250315_200109_Chrome.jpg
     
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    BlackNBlu

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    She's prettier than I expected.
     
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    TILLY

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    Shes cute, but where's all the juicy bits?
     
  24. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
    Azblue

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    Could be worse. There's a guy on here that thinks BJs are gross.
     
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  25. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No, but it was the thread's thumbnail for most of the night :rofl:
     
  26. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I was thinking boar... do you even have those up there??
     
  27. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    They might have some of them down south in the farm country areas but as far as I know there are none up by me but I don't know that for 100% certain
     
  28. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just walk up to her, hand her a note w/your number, and tell her you'd like to make a deposit :bananadead:
     
  29. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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    Still counts.
     
  30. Mar 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You could try the ol'... 'wanna see the inside of my 4runner while we enjoy an evening filled w/stars and sounds of passionate wild animals'???

    PS>>> Free White Claw of your choice!!!
     

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