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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    9 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    19.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.1%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    4 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    31.7%
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    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, they suck. I've done this before. My own fault.
     
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  2. Mar 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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    Yeah, I'll be doing water. Doctor recommended last time.
     
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    I do not have issues with stones but I have finally abandoned all soda and now only drink water. Life is better but I pee a lot more too.
     
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    I've owned it about 15 years, bought it from the widow of a man that completely restored it in the mid 80's. Driving a T is pretty nuts, you have to forget everything you've learned about driving a normal car and start fresh. Three pedals on the floor, but none of them are the gas. Throttle and timing advance/retard are on the steering column. The three pedals left to right are the clutch (which you push in to engage low gear), reverse, and the brakes which also work in conjunction with the parking brake lever that also allows you to switch from low to high gear. :confused: Here's a pic of the poor thing in the early 80's before restoration. :(

    001.jpg
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
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    [​IMG]
     
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    We have a common backyard fence. Last year, he had to put up some small gate around it because the dog kept hammering the wood panels and I had to keep fixing them.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It's just him. Other neighbors are fairly decent. He's just an idiot. I swear he was the wife when he was married...he cant fix shit, and still lives from mommy and daddy's money...despite him being over 200k a year at Amazon.
     
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    :eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    That dog looks oddly familiar :laugh:
     
  11. Mar 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
    T-Rex266

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    So, Miller Lite?
     
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    “Only drink water”
    No soda and no alcohol here.
     
  13. Mar 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    So, Miller Lite?
     
  14. Mar 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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    Exactly :laugh:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Indeed! :D
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Miller Lite.jpg
     
  17. Mar 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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    Nobody is trying to take your water.
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yes...a few. You looking for something?
     
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    I was going to ask what kinds was all. I have been enjoying some episodes of the Unsubscribe podcast videos on YouTube. Mostly just entertaining, but there's some fun history and such sometimes as well.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Back from Ethiopia...Glad to have my first trip to Africa on the scorecard, but don't ever need to go back there again.

    Now for a long 3-day weekend to recover.
     
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    Still have both your kidneys?
     
  22. Mar 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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    Those dudes are hilarious and they do have some great guests. I've been enjoying The Fat Electrician's YT channel as well...his style of delivery is exactly my type of humor and the topics he covers are amazing. Also really like the Dalton Fisher Podcast...his guests are great and although the shows are long 2+hrs) he does a great job of letting the interviewee talk...unlike Rogan and others. Although in his last show Dalton started to do the "it's like...like" crap when trying to articulate a thought and that "filler" sets my Tourettes off.

    For actual podcasts I listen to:
    • Aviation: Check 6 and Avtalk
    • Business/News: Economist, Motley Fool Money and NerdWallet's Smart Money. The last two are more recent editions to learn more about stocks and investing, but I'm not sold on them yet.
    • Politics: The Libertarian
    • Religion: The Word on Fire
    • F1: F1 Nation

    Taking a pause with two other business podcasts; Planet Money and The Indicator. I've enjoyed them for years but lately they just annoy me.
     
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    Wait, was that an option?
     
  25. Mar 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Looks so much better without the steps

    20250313_173636.jpg
     
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  26. Mar 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    This is on my list for my Tundra Nightshade. Gotta lose those steps with extream prejudice!
     
  27. Mar 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Yeah, I'm so happy with how it looks now that they are removed. It also was super fast and easy to take them off so that's a bonus. Funny enough the bolts that held the steps on were doing double duty, they also hold the rocker panel/side skirt things on.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I wish I could take my steps off.:(
    My 5' wife wouldn't be able to get in and out and I hate driving her X1..:eek2:
     
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    If you were born in the 80s, raised in the 90s and have made it to 2025 you've lived in 5 different decades, 2 centuries and 2 different millennia.
     
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    PERSONAL TRAINER: How's your nutrition?

    ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
     

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