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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Sure, I'd have my wife put the snail in the most awesome terrarium we can make.

    [​IMG]

    She would use these tongs to put him in and as well put the fear of God into that little fucker..

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Jump on a plane and fly to Hawaii.
     
  3. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I like that better than my idea..:thumbsup:
     
  4. Mar 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Could your wife make escargot from the snail and just eat it?
    Maybe not, it can't be killed. Have her grab it, catch a trip to Antarctica and leave it there. You should have a while then without being bothered.
     
  5. Mar 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Can we cryogenically freeze the little bastard. I mean that's really not killing him/her/they/them, should we should be okay, right??:notsure:
     
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  6. Mar 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yup, make a fiddle out of him.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDPzOgGWwUU
     
  7. Mar 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Awright now... any of you easily offended vegans look away now as I'm not doing a spoiler :evil:

    I give you Tomahawk steaks w/compound butter(s), asparagus, and a side of roasted potatoes... :hattip:Tomahawks.jpg
     
  8. Mar 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :hungry:
     
  9. Mar 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    One thing, gotta show it cut so we know the doneness.
     
  10. Mar 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :monocle:

    Too late...They probably came out a little too done for most people's liking by the time they were done resting. I think we temped them at 135 :notsure:

    I'm not a steak actively bleeding kind of guy, so I lean toward medium on most cuts. The wife likes them less done though...

    If you had been joining us, we would have targeted one to your liking :thumbsup:

    PS>>> We also would have given you an alcohol-free version of our fresh Pomelo-infused vodka drink and just made you a Pomelo n Tonic :proposetoast:

    PPS>> We have 2 more of them bad boys in the freezer though and the plan is to try smoking them on the BGE next week...
     
  11. Mar 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...and I stand corrected!!!

    Apparently, the wife snapped a photo of hers...

    Ts doneness for Gez.jpg

    Resting Ts...

    Resting Ts.jpg

    Ts and vodka...

    Ts and vodka.jpg
     
  12. Mar 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My Temu Glock switch arrived today...

    upload_2025-3-3_10-21-32.png
     
  13. Mar 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Taking the money.
    Moving to a salt farm
    Watching the fun begin as it enters my farm and attempts to cross the mines.

    I also like the terrarium idea. I don't want to be stuck on any islands.
     
  14. Mar 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  15. Mar 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  16. Mar 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Technically I'm still a gen z kid. Which I guess are basically boomers now that we're all crotchety and ailing.
     
  17. Mar 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Our oldest

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  18. Mar 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    So she can sass you proficiently in two languages. God help her future husband. Lol

    That's awesome!
     
  19. Mar 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  20. Mar 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    One down and one to go.
    Hopefully in a month or so.
    Everything is going well, Doc told me to keep pushing the PT...:thumbsup::D

    upload_2025-3-3_16-19-48.jpg
     
  21. Mar 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Looks sexy.
     
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  22. Mar 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    You talkin' to Me?
     
  23. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Are you a sexy wet 4Runner?
     
  24. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    4Runner?
     
  25. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Where do bad rainbows go?

    To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
     
  26. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    So I have to order my food on a screen and then pick it up at the counter and you suggest tips from 15-30%.

    zero. Your number is zero
     
  27. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Yeah. It was a pic of Tyler's 4Runner.
     
  28. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Can’t stand that tipping when not necessary crap.
     
  29. Mar 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    This always boggles my mind:confused: Why would I tip you when I do your job
    Same with take out I hardly ever tip
    I rarely have anything delivered but when I do I tip the driver directly in cash also in restaurants I always try to tip the server in cash
     
  30. Mar 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    But I am not a 4Runner.
     

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