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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's just insane. And you can't pause it to pee.
     
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  2. Feb 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
    T-Rex266

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    And with my bladder (prostate) I usually go before the movie, and prob 2x more during the movie.
     
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  3. Feb 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    As a financial guru, you need to go back and re-spend that 60 on $60 worth of lottery tickets
     
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  4. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Almost did :rofl:
     
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  5. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I don't think she's legally allowed to recommend that professionally. :rofl:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Yeah, WTF is with that. I can watch an entire movie at home but put me in a theater and I might as well run a catheter.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I have hated movie theaters for decades simply because of the phuking BS seating. I am actually happy to pay more for reserve seats that recline. But phuk the snack bar.

    But the snacks make the kids happy so worth it…
     
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  8. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...and :boink:
     
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  9. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Taxes are done.

    Can you hear that? There’s a rant coming on…

    That stuff red-lines me faster than anything else in the world. I put myself into a shit mood (and half a bottle of wine) last night just trying to download a tax form from a website that doesn’t support iOS. I don’t have a problem paying taxes (in general) but if I am not going to ask you to build me a rocket or cure cancer without an adequate education and maybe some certifications…why do we all have to play in the Accountant’s world?

    Both my college roommates got accounting degrees. They’re great dudes but that stuff is ‘tarded.

    Simple taxes for normal people. Is that too hard?
     
  10. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Still got em! :D
     
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  11. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I was thinking $60 for some CO double IPA's...just sayin
     
  12. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    TurboTax has been good to me for years, who do you use?
     
  13. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Haha yep
    next time you need starting calling the IRS. They always wanna be part of paychecks
     
  14. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
    T-Rex266

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    He can’t hang with anything harder than seltzer
     
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Lame. Stupid professional standards.
     
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    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Gummies experiment update. :)

    Both brands I bought delivered pretty much the results I was hoping for, although I'll try some others as well. As I stated before, didn't want a high as much as some relaxation and sleep. Took it about two hours before going to bed watching some TV, started feeling pretty mellow after like an hour and after two was ready for bed and slept really well. It might not be for everybody, but this really seems like something to consider if you have the same problems with sleep/anxiety I sometimes have.
     
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  17. Feb 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Well, you do drink a gallon of water every day...:eek2::cool:

    I was telling my wife I don't get up in the middle of the night to pee like I used to.:confused:
    We figured out it was because I'm not drinking 3 or 5 beers every night...:cheers:
     
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    Great report, thanks.

    …some day…
     
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    Oh, I’ve used Turbotax for decades. It is great for normies. But all the forms and laws and stupid terms (that even TT doesn’t define well) are insane.
     
  20. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Me too.
    Maybe when I retire if it is legal in my 'free' state by then..:thumbsup:
     
  21. Mar 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Gotcha.
    I'll likely outgrow TT at some point
     
  22. Mar 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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    I haven’t done an actual comparison, but I bet there are not a lot of states that support 2A and 4:20.
     
  23. Mar 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Well, we had a whole week of being healthy.

    Finally got over our last infection last weekend. Our daughter started sneezing yesterday and has a runny nose today. :frusty:
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    GODZILLA New Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Thanks for asking, not bad at all, surprisingly. The blood is always the worst, but that's about done now. Dr. sent an Oxy/acetaminophen Rx, but not going to use it. Hell, I haven't even taken an aspirin yet.
     
  28. Mar 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's great! Hope it keeps up. I assume you're going to become our local soup sommelier over the next week?
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Dude. U be in wine country…
     

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