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For context. Plus Jim Cantore is in the area.


We have the OBX to absorb the hurricanes for us, so that helps.

 

You know, I pulled up the national radar this morning just see how we compared to the rest of the country and saw Florida sitting there in the 80 and actually said, "man, fuck Florida!".

 

Lmfao. Sorry not sorry.

 

Lol, my mom just moved from Tucson to outside of DFW (Granbury)... she said it was 8* this morning

 

I think we can add Arizona to the fuck you list.

 

My truck said 3° this morning with a windchill of -20°.

 

Y'all have a Good night

 

Do you winter there or live there full time?

 

Full time since '14

 

Are there any hoodies coming soon on the website?

 

Jesus tech scares me sometimes...

10min after discussing Winter Haven this ad for a property appears in my IG feed


$15M

https://www.instagram.com/p/DGOz_qAPOJZ/?igsh=MWFxMnI2YjdyY3JpbQ==

 

A good friend said he was talking with someone about sextants, talking. He said sextant ads started showing up in his face book feeds. Yeah, not good.

 

Granbury is nice, just far enough away from DFW..

 

Sorry. But it's a pretty cool thing. Sex as a prefix means six. Six girls, one cup???

Short story long, but he was discussing it because the shipbuilding trade he was in was responsible for aligning a submarine as a weapons platform. He was trained to perform star shots. I've always thought it was kind of primitive, but today's tech is based on old stuff. The whole GPS and such is still based on true north. Apparently the only way to determine true north is with a sextant.

Point is, he was talking to someone, his phone was in the room....

 

Were you hoping for the sex or the ants or both?

 

Me too.

 

Amarillo, the armpit of TX.

 

I thought El Paso was the arm pit of Texas

 

I've not seen all of Texas (how many have??)...

But, I can confirm that calling El Paso an arm pit is an understatement....

 

That's the other arm pit.

 

I’ve seen all of Texas. I don’t know what the armpit is but Dallas is the asshole.

 

Austin must be the gooch then since it's titillating both the sphincter and sack while still being practically useless

 

I've received plenty of ads for snoring remedies.

 

All this talk of undercarriage parts. Where's the warm, inviting vag of Texas? The boner? We have songs about the eyes and heart; seems like the vag would be a better subject for a song.

 

Interesting. I had heard that magnetic north is moving slowly but I wasn't sure what we would do about that.