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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    20.5%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    20.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    17.9%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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    7.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Let me fill you in. There is a requirement to have 50 posts to sell something, so people who don't participate much will do a rush of shit posts like "nice, looks good, welcome, etc", to get to 50 and post their for sale thread. What the idiot in the linked thread doesn't know is that posts in the New Member forum don't count towards your post total and that we watch for that shit post just to sell crap and I or another Mod would ban him in an instant.
     
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    For some reason I looked at the original post in that thread instead of the one from the guy who's spamming to 50.
     
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    Same.
    Thanks for the heads up @Azblue
    I had 2+2 right in front of me and I ended up with pi.

    I like pi.
     
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    You should never yell into a colander.

    You'll strain your voice.
     
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    Those look like some great setups there. He has propagation tanks going to grow out the corals etc...Never been much of a saltwater fishkeeper myself but always find them amazing to look at.

    Thanks for sharing.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Thank you.... :bowdown:


    I really didn't think my reference was that difficult to pick up on, but... :notsure:


    Anyhow, yes it was funny as hell cuz the dude was blasting the shit out of that thread, but his post count was staying the same. Either way, he was really, really, really wanting to get that post count up. Like there wasn't a thread over a few hour time period that he didn't push out a one or two word on.

    Anyhow, carry on people and sorry for not communicating more clearly. :anonymous:


    Next time I'll just spell it out and not be so cryptic :stirthepot:


    Or hell, maybe I need another emoji only hiatus!!!
     
  7. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    See above...

    PS>>> So, did the red writing on the oreo package.. "Slit appears when opened" make sense of WTF that was funny, or did everyone miss that one too???
     
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    I got it as soon as I clicked on it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    $3k on a mattress today- gets delivered next week.

    Think about it.

    If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom
     
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    Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her.

    You should have seen the expression on her face.
     
  12. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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    Multiple expressions?
     
  13. Feb 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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    Yes
     
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    I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting.

    I wonder what she's up to now
     
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    I guess you solved it!
     
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    Sometimes you make my head hurt. Please stop. :help:
     
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    I got it :D

    So did Steven.
     
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    No, I got that one!
     
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    I saw you guys had my back, or should I say taste in humor :fistbump:

    But, for the rest of them, it seemed to go over their heads (or maybe folks just didn't the same level of 'giggle' that I got) :(
     
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    Pass over? That is in the spring.
     
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    Religion. Reported
     
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    I thought you would pass over it this time!
     
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    :rimshot:
     
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    Who is this guy named Pete?

    And why do we do things for his sake?
     
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    lady asked me if I would help get her a job as a professional scrabble player.

    I put in a good word for her.
     
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    You should have given her a letter!
     
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    Does Pete have a brother named Phuk?
     
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    But... did you tie together that the open slit comment is on a bag of 'cookies' :laugh:

    :nuclear:
     
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    I would say the average aquarium size in most homes is a 10 gallon or smaller aquarium. Aquariums up to 40-55 gallons are still quite common but once you move past 55 gallons you get into the larger setups and that's when you need to give the overall weight of an aquarium, it's footprint and where it is located more consideration.

    I love large aquariums but even I would pass on putting anything over 75 gallons on the 2nd floor of a house or apartment. The bigger the aquarium, the more mindful you need to be on where you are putting it and if the floor can support the weight.

    I know many aquarium enthusiasts turn their garages/basements into fish rooms as the ease of placing large aquariums and indoor ponds on a concrete slab can't be beat. You also have less to worry about when it comes to the inevitable water spills that occur when doing maintenance on a tank. A few spilled gallons on concrete is a non-issue but would ruin carpeting/carpet padding.

    Was able to finally get to Ikea and grabbed a night stand to use as an aquarium stand as I wanted the drawers to hold aquarium stuff. Here she sits as of this morning in her 13.5 gallons of glory:



    It is supposed to be a peninsula setup, so I think this orientation looks better and will have it facing this way. It will also keep the various cords/cables out of sight giving everything a cleaner look:

     
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