Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

No! I don't need dude thumping the divider with his elbow while he's "thinking"

 

Said the president of the overweight women's club.

 

I thought this was a Kevin Bacon game.

Incidentally, Kevin Bacon's wife Kiera Sedgwick dated Matthew Brodrick, who dated Jennifer Grey, who dated Johnny Depp, who is probably Eskimo bro to more than 50,000 men.
Who's Dated Who? - In Hollywood it seems everyone's dated everyone!
It's like Ancestry.com, only for famous people's genitals.

 

Hollyweird has some deep seeded overlap that's for sure. If Johnny depp is your Eskimo bro you might want to get checked out

 

Wait. So I'm going to be somebodies side piece? My main isn't going to like this idea, but I can keep a secret.

 

I have been loosely following everything and feel like I missed the deeper implications of this comment. Can someone please expand on this?

 

Pretty sure he's talking about boinking Weathergirls.

 

"Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
You could say she's got it all"

My MIL is Rosie.
Thankfully she is a small woman and AC/DC's Whole Lotta Rosie lyrics do not apply. At all.

 

https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E?si=o-w77TkHLU0ZODgZ

 

Truck is loaded with everything we could load.. finish tomorrow and then heading south for some camping!

 

I miss Celsius. I cut caffeine and nicotine. I am not sure why i live here anymore....

Kidding, it was for heart reasons.

 

As long as your catching, it shouldn't matter

 

No. No. No. he told me we get side pieces. And nobody will tell our wives.

 

what does this even mean?

 

There's pitching, and there's catching...

There's giving, and there's receiving...

If you're 'catching' then it doesn't really matter who she's been with cuz don't have to worry about catching anything... for the most part

 

Your position on offense is changing. You are going from a tight end to a wide reciever…

 

Weather girls can't be side pieces?

 

I am officially lost now. And here I thought I was learning a lot of the references.... nope. LOL

 

Me, too.

I think I'm figuring out "catching", "receiving", "eskimoing", but I would have been fine never knowing.

 

That's a "would" for me.

She's almost in the Christina Hendricks zone.

 

Dude, she isn't even fat, except for her BFTs..

 

Oh, I agree. I don't think she's fat at all.