Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

You guys all sleeping in this morning? Or am I the only one hardly working at work?

So just to make sure I'm current:
We've transitioned from borderline political talk, to dick touching (just talk, thankfully, but still kinda suspect) to middle of the night urination from RTT's with funnels and tubing, with the occasional bad dad joke, dubious beverage flavor and food binging topics thrown in for good measure.

Did I miss anything important?

*edit*
Amazon/Chyna H/U issues

 

Nope, looks like all bases are covered.

 

Thanks. This is where I get most of my hard-hitting news stories of the day, so you know, gotta stay current.

 

You missed talk of a Superbowl no one gave two craps about and also @Azblue would...Azblue's would commentary was actually the preamble to the in depth discussion around dicks and what constituted an acceptable dick substitution in order to properly "would"...

For the record I "would" but the risk of STD's put's me in the "wouldn't" category...the idea of being intimate with someone who has STD's no matter how much protection I use just grosses me out...

I could be way off the mark but I think many of these celebrity women have herpes at a minimum and much more in more instances than is generally known...

 

Those were gimmes/givens, therefore not worth mentioning.
Even I know Azblue would do anything vaguely feminine and breathing, and I completely skipped the Craptastic Bowl this year, so yes, no care.

 

Sounds kinda fishy.

 

I'll be honest here. Before I was married, there wasn't much I wouldn't say "I would" too.

 

Did I tell you about my two dogs, Timex and Rolex?

 

For those trying to catch up;

In review, the 'celebrity' of the 'would' topic in this case was Taylor Swift.
Now I never cared about body counts of the women I've been with in my lifetime, I always thought the current trend of it being an issue silly.
It isn't a question I've asked anyone in my 60+ years of existence.

I'd dare say over the years some of us have had much lower standards than others.
Therefore our own 'body counts' may differ substantially.

But I feel your comment here does have some validity.
I don't keep up with Taytay's social life (what I think the kids call her), so I had to Google this.
Looking at her exes and all the gash they've plowed through with their celebrity(?) status, you have a point.

I wouldn't want to be peter-in-laws with any of these guys..
As well looking at a few in the group, I think she was the one doing the plowing..



YMMV..

 

Lol at TayTay and who's plowing who.
My mileage varies considerably. But I'm OK with that.
Those are the dudes we know about, or have been reported on. How many are NOT in that picture?
That's a lot of potential exposure.
No thanks, I'll pass.

 

There’s something seriously wrong with the world that some stalker leach took the time to build that picture.

And that banana gif

 

I think the millennials killed safe sex. They didn't have the aids awareness campaigns that we did as children. So becoming Eskimo brothers with others, was in a way, a bragging right for not only celebrities but the masses. And the women of this same era also gained a growing family of eskimos sisters.

 

We should start a movement. You might be on to something here.

 

Good point.
Looking back, many of them took advantage of me at my weakest points of consciousness and sense of judgment..

 

Chilling out in Manhattan, KS. Storm is passing through. Campus is closed. Lots of funny football history photos around. Also we watched k state basketball last night, they hosted/upset Arizona. Arizona left our hotel in shame.

 

Me too

 

You'll live.

 

Can confirm.

 

I will say that I'm jealous of TS because, indirectly through John Mayer, she has slept with Jennifer Aniston. (where's my favorite sock?)

 

Which also means that at some point Matt Damon and Ben affleck had to become Eskimo bros. So Matt Damon it is.

 

bwahahahaha. i had to fact check this. Per the google box, this is false. That said, agreed. Batman < Jason Bourn > The Accountant

 

Google knows all but only tells some. Hahahha

 

Fat girls need luv too..

 

Maybe the "Do you like apples?" scene in Good Will Hunting was really them asking for a triplet?

 

That should be posted above every urinal in every bar

 

That wouldn't have stopped me from 1976 to 1986 and then 1994 to 2007..
Those were my being single days...